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Lol I do it when no one is home or when everyone in bed. I MAKE sure of it. And if I hear anything I stop what I'm doing. Plus at the computer I got a pillow because I got pinched nervs on my right elbow. So I just cover it up if needed and then throw it in washer later.
*Runs into corner*
Jesus im freaked out....
never been busted :P 9 yrs runing lol
ive been caught a few times. Actually recently by my girlfriend (like 2 days ago.) She was playing Kingdom Hearts 2, so i thought she would be busy for a while. It was like 11:30 in the morning, and she only likes to have sex at night. I was bored and horny, so i figure why not. Right at the climax, i get a towel, and finish, just as she pushes the door open.
It went something like.
GF "well... hi there
me "uhhh... hi..."
GF "what are you doing?" *giggle*
me "...nothing..."
GF "i need help with this boss"
me "uhhh... ok" (really embarassed)
I then put it away, and walk to the Den and beat the boss for her. She kept asking me why i did it, and im just like "i was bored and horny" and she just said "oh... ok"
that was kinda wierd, but shes a nympho, and she didnt really care.
im only 13 and i do it, i thought it was pefectly normal,sometimes i watch the occisional porn while doing it but i only do it at night, never been caught, but i think my older sisters kno, (moved out now)but they just keep it a secret wid me and dont tell my mum and dad
I've been doing it till I was about 9 I think... I was caught then (2 times i think)... after I got older, my method got perfectionised... haven't been caught in like 5 years :D
Do's Some One Know How To Get Caught?
hmmm how to get caught... well get into the lving room before your parents get home, turn on the tv, watch some porn, jack off and when they open the door u got caught... quite easy, isnt it?
and well, never got caught, there where some freakin dangerous situation but hell i'm good xD
1 time I allmost got caught,
i was wanking off and suddenly my door opened,
as fast as i could i pulled my shirt over my pants and closed the pr0n movie,
so my mum came in and she said:whats that smell here,
i got all red and said:yeah i know i farted :D
she looked at me and then she left (phew)
i didnt hear her on the stairs so she scared the f*ck out of me
but i think she knows :P
...wow what school is that??!?? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TriumpH
O.o? Beans gonna be spilled tri?
never got caught :)
I even havent got caught in the car, when we were on a 2 hour drive.
I was on the backseat, put mah jacket over my "front" xD
did my hand in my pants, started wankin.
I was about 9 at that time, didnt Ejectule when i was 9 :)
But mostly i do it in the shower (No one watches me at the shower ok?)
I do it at least 3 time a day. It's kind of like drugs you just can't resist it and it feels good.
Only diffrence between drugs and masturbating is drugs can kill you and masturbation can embarras you ^^
Ive never been caught jacking off