39 people... lol I am wondering WHO caught them. haha
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39 people... lol I am wondering WHO caught them. haha
Their family members i guess
My mom walked in on mebefore...my dad laughed so hard about it. He said "Don't worry son. Everybody does it even me." I was like errrrr leave em alone dad? I dont care? lol
lol you don't have to worry then =pQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyle
What is the point of this thread, any way?
"have you been caught jacking off?"Quote:
Originally Posted by bitblaster
Sleep pill Masturbate (I dont think it has been posted)
Take 1 or 2 sleep pills and see if you can finish off before you fall asleep ^^
Rules: Take atleast one sleep pill ^^ like.. valium or something
Rule 2: There are no more rules ..
I know this post sucks :D thats why im posting it, oh and yeah ive never been caught, close twice, Im not lucky :P I .. Dunno I havent tried the "Sleep pill Masturbate" ^^..
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From sexmaul in Warcraft III Frozen throne
And remember kids, sex can wait.........................Masturbate! Pwnt..
I myself masturbate in shower, but I go on porn sites and then I go in the shower and im thinking about the hot girl I just saw on the site lol! :p
Not around the computer, cause you know when you're done, most of the time. The first thing is, you touch the mouse to click the "X" on the window! Lol .. Without washing your hands.
And no, I never been "caught", well I don't think my parents watch me in the shower >.< LOL!
but i do ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cpt.James
You guys are retarted(remind me of the typical stupid 14 year old kid). First of all it doesn't smell up your room if it does I suggest you go to the doctors. :lol:
Its done to relieve stress. I've been walked in on many times but never actually caught.. one time my dad thought I was on some kind of drug because I was sweating and all red.:lol: probably the funniest. :P
well beeing cought is one thing but not to be cought that is an art:-D
i have evaded such things with mostly luck.
but the main atraction is when you get jacked by a girl in class.
o how i loved those music classes :-D
There is a couple in there of people caught out being drunk and fallen asleep... well you can have a look for yourself.
http://www.vampirefartnose.com/priceless/
Must also state i have been caught .... by my dad....
*Walks into room*
*Shock for 2 seconds*
*Closes door*
Needless to say he knocks now....
Bloody Aussies :PQuote:
Originally Posted by FireFlyboy
LOL.. this is awesome Poll.. True is.. facing reality this is happening not just the people say Gross.. i had feeling they does it just dont like to share it.. today world full of porn's even this is hard to avoid online.. on TV all those Girl's you can't resisted.. MTV is what we called it.. SO dont be SHAME. it's NORMAL what guy's DOES in General.. I dont hide it.. I DOES it just night time's.. FEEL's great after it.. then go sleep with clean Package..
CHEER's :)
Great now people are openly (Morguai) telling us the time they have a wank (in his case night time) What's next, selling tickets?
Lol I do it when no one is home or when everyone in bed. I MAKE sure of it. And if I hear anything I stop what I'm doing. Plus at the computer I got a pillow because I got pinched nervs on my right elbow. So I just cover it up if needed and then throw it in washer later.
*Runs into corner*
Jesus im freaked out....
never been busted :P 9 yrs runing lol
ive been caught a few times. Actually recently by my girlfriend (like 2 days ago.) She was playing Kingdom Hearts 2, so i thought she would be busy for a while. It was like 11:30 in the morning, and she only likes to have sex at night. I was bored and horny, so i figure why not. Right at the climax, i get a towel, and finish, just as she pushes the door open.
It went something like.
GF "well... hi there
me "uhhh... hi..."
GF "what are you doing?" *giggle*
me "...nothing..."
GF "i need help with this boss"
me "uhhh... ok" (really embarassed)
I then put it away, and walk to the Den and beat the boss for her. She kept asking me why i did it, and im just like "i was bored and horny" and she just said "oh... ok"
that was kinda wierd, but shes a nympho, and she didnt really care.
im only 13 and i do it, i thought it was pefectly normal,sometimes i watch the occisional porn while doing it but i only do it at night, never been caught, but i think my older sisters kno, (moved out now)but they just keep it a secret wid me and dont tell my mum and dad
I've been doing it till I was about 9 I think... I was caught then (2 times i think)... after I got older, my method got perfectionised... haven't been caught in like 5 years :D
Do's Some One Know How To Get Caught?
hmmm how to get caught... well get into the lving room before your parents get home, turn on the tv, watch some porn, jack off and when they open the door u got caught... quite easy, isnt it?
and well, never got caught, there where some freakin dangerous situation but hell i'm good xD
1 time I allmost got caught,
i was wanking off and suddenly my door opened,
as fast as i could i pulled my shirt over my pants and closed the pr0n movie,
so my mum came in and she said:whats that smell here,
i got all red and said:yeah i know i farted :D
she looked at me and then she left (phew)
i didnt hear her on the stairs so she scared the f*ck out of me
but i think she knows :P
...wow what school is that??!?? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TriumpH