Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

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    Goddess Madison is offline
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    Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    YouTube - ‪The Hoffsicle‬‏

    Del Monte ice cream has invented a Hoffsicle.

    So now you can have your Hasselhoff and eat him too?


    I'm not a big Hasselhoff fan except I love the cheesiness of it all. Not sure if this tops his "Hooked on a feeling" or adds to it.


    YouTube - David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling

    That is so corny you just have to laugh. :)
    Last edited by Madison; 07-07-11 at 09:57 PM.


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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    Looking forward to eating The Hoff out

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    Yes. Yes I have.

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    Goin Goin Gone! LHaZze is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    Mmmmmmmmm, Chest hair. Yum.

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    Grand Master Samus. is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    Lol, that guy only reminds me of this gif:
    http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__.../8/8f/Dave.gif

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    Sorcerer Supreme Raoul Duke is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    too bad the hoffsicle would never reach argentina, i would put it next to fire and make a youtube video of how it melts(with screams aand all), even thought it sounds like the childish thing you've ever heard

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    I am Dylan. I<3Bass is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    I don't want to lick him.... Spongebob rode him...

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    Smoke & Fly Kars is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    He's the Knight Rider guy right? Damn he's gotten old.

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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    Only if Pamela Anderson is attached to him.
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    Goddess Madison is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    I found some of the pictures in the video a little disturbing. The look on his face where he is staring at the popsicle likeness of himself, I was thinking.. I'm sure he masturbates in front of a mirror.

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    It won't fit Supicioso is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    I think they both need to crawl back into what EVER hole they just came out of.

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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    David Hasslehoff came out of a hole a loooooooooong time ago.

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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    One of the chicks I used to go out with got a picture of the hoff giving her a kiss, I was pretty jealous.

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    Fell In Love Without You LightWarrior is offline
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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    That's kind of creepy.

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    Re: Have you ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff?

    the only thing the Hoffsicle can't do is jizz, sadly...



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