My sausage roll's fucking gone.
9am. I go to greggs, I get a ham and cheese bake and 2 sausage rolls.
9:10am I procceed to eat the bake and ONE SAUSAGE ROLL. I leave the remaining sausage roll on coffee table.
2:05pm, I find no sausage roll. It's been stolen and/or eaten by some greedy little bastard.
RZ, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW.
You hunt the fucker down!
THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD FULL OF SERIOUS STUFF.
Update: I was told my sausage roll, still int he gregs paper bag was placed on a small table where the house phone is. IT ISN'T FUCKING THERE. Holy shit Batman, my sausage roll WASN'T THERE.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN I CAN'T EVEN BUY AND EAT A FUCKING SAUSAGE ROLL.
It roll'd away from you
Kyle says:
HOLY EFFIN SHIZ
Kyle says:
BATMAN
Kyle says:
MY FUCKING SAUSAGE ROLL'S GONE MISSING
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I think that is enough grounds to get away with murder. I would of stabbed someone by now.
I think it was Marsh.
I think I Rule MU took it.
I think Askill3 took it.
I think Parker was I Rule MU's Sidekick in the crime.
Fuck it Parker they're on to us.
don't say a word and they won't find out.
There's a conspiract going on for sure.
Still, no sausage roll has been found. I'm beginning to think it's either:
I've come to the conclusion that my dog, that fucking shitzu stole my damn sausage roll, ate it and shat in my room just to fucking pile it on. AS IF EATING MY SAUSAGE ROLL DIDN'T CAUSE ENOUGH GOD DAMN STRESS.
Now, the question is, what do I do with the dog?
Even though it's taken a shat, I doubt the roll has been digested, meaning it could still be in little parts. I think I could probably open her up and glue the parts together..
What do you think?
I think you should go for it, and anything else you find in the process is surely yours to keep.Originally Posted by KyleEnos
I think your uncle stole it and gives it back when he touches you in your nice places, again
AND THEN MURDER THE FUCKER!! oh hai
I've got it locked up in a box.
haha
Batty
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