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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    How are you going to die?

    Find out here.

    Sam: At age 91.


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    lolwut Askill3 is offline
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    LMAO

    Lewis: At age 65, you will choke on a piece of steak.

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    Grand Master Flawz is offline
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    Kevin: At age 53, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer


    anally-oriented experiments.....


    Second try with same info:

    Kevin: At age 73, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.


    Third

    Kevin: At age 72, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

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    lolwut Askill3 is offline
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    Lmao Imortal that one is good !

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    Using Smo:

    Smo: At age 89, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

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    Grand Master Flawz is offline
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    So, aliens are going to rape me.. exciting life :p


    tried with "Imortal":

    Imortal: At age 61, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

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    lolwut Askill3 is offline
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tried with Askill3

    Askill3: At age 99, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

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    The Penguinator Boko is offline
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    Ruud: At age 51, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.

    Wtf, 51!?!?

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    Grand Master Flawz is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boko
    Ruud: At age 51, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.

    Wtf, 51!?!?

    /pat /comfort It's not real boko, it's not real.

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    Just_meandLittle_Lucy Evilkitten is offline
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    At age 41, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
    i'n going to die young :cry:

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    Sorcerer Supreme Gashek is offline
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    sasha: At age 34, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

    sasha: At age 35, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.


    sasha: At age 47, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.


    sasha: At age 85, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

    sasha: At age 79, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

    sasha: At age 97, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


    well, finally, 97 :D

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    G'day Kurt is offline
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    Kurt: At age 81, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

    WTF!

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    Obbob: At age 45, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

    Robin: At age 66, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

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    /\/\@573|2 NoPeace is offline
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    At age 91, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

    NoPeace - out

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    G'day Kurt is offline
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    Krut: At age 93, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. XD!!

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askill3
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tried with Askill3

    Askill3: At age 99, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.
    Man, I died from sugar 30 years earlier and you just wouldn't learn eh? How stupid can you get.

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    Grand Master Konrow is offline
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    Patrick: At age 91, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
    Konrow: At age 91, you will choke on a piece of steak.

    question is which personality will i die as?

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    Grand Master Leo is offline
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    Leo: At age 101, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

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    bensonhu Skycut is offline
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    at least make that predicting thing more workable with
    I tried this

    Name: God
    Age: 182
    Favorite Color: White
    Shoe size: 14
    Number of pets: 1
    Do you wear a watch? (Yes/No) Yes

    God: At age 66, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
    lol

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    Grand Master Leo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bensonhu
    at least make that predicting thing more workable with
    I tried this

    Name: God
    Age: 182
    Favorite Color: White
    Shoe size: 14
    Number of pets: 1
    Do you wear a watch? (Yes/No) Yes

    God: At age 66, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
    lol
    Rofl. :no:

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    Grand Master locust is offline
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    Patrick:

    You will die this friday of an Over Dose.

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    bensonhu Skycut is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by locust
    Patrick:

    You will die this friday of an Over Dose.
    o man..cya dude

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    Sorcerer Supreme Gogeta77 is offline
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    Using Myself..

    Freakish MAD EVIL TOYS

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    Grand Master ruffkiller is offline
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    haha i beat you... i get to live ntil 94 acording to this but gues what... umm from now to 94 theres over a good 40 and 50 years of differance and by then were guaranteed that scientists will find a new way to lengthen life... hopefuly they wont use the same method as in the island cuz thats just sad if they did i would personaly snipe them down and take them apart peice by peice lol

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    Grand Master Mara is offline
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    Mara: At age 69, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded

    Mara: At age 61, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

    Mara: At age 58, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family

    Mara: At age 51, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session



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