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  1. #26
    Sorcerer Supreme Mahona is offline
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    At age 70, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    mine says using Avenger

    Avenger: At age 93, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

    and using Tom

    Tom: At age 102, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

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    Grand Master xeLJoYo is offline
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    George W. Bush: At age 76, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

    dammit, thats not soon enough.

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    Elite Member hupao23 is offline
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    GOOD THING...
    I Have 2 First Names "brian Paulo"
    1st I Used Paulo... Site Said Ill Die At 41
    2nd I Used Brian... Site Said Ill Die At 72

    So Thats Like Ill Die At 113?

    Thats Too Old........

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    Grand Master MrMonkey is offline
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    Carl: At age 38, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

    I'm good, I don't drink so that removes the chances of me drying, therefore I will live FOREVER.

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    Elite Member stympy is offline
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    Just for the record I'm 20.

    Dan: At age 24 you will die in a series of nuclear explosions and so will 99% of the people of earth.

    Dan: At age 84, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

    Hmmm...how will I die?

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    Chocolate Rain Flameingskull is offline
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    Gavriel: At age 88, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

    why will I live in a trailer??

    Flameingskull: At age 100, suicide, straight up.

    wtf??

    this is so dodgey smo ^_^

  8. #33
    Fuck you, I'm a dragon Pieman is offline
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    first attempt

    pieter: At age 65, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

    sencond:

    pieter: At age 53, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

    third:

    At age 96, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

    I was probably helping flameingskull with the attena ^_^

  9. #34
    Roby: At age 84, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

    lol .. :P laughted for about 15 minutes. :P

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    Grand Master Loxx is offline
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    Ivan: At age 48, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

    Nooo! at age 48 Wtf, that aint possible T_T
    Last edited by Loxx; 21-06-06 at 10:49 AM.

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    Grand Master HellDestroyer is offline
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    HD: At age 59, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

    ...Salad anyone?

    /HD

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    Back In Action Hobbit is offline
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    James: At age 87, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.

    :shock:

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    Grand Master Jack is offline
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    Jack: At age 82, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

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    Grand Master theRAGE is offline
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    Matt: At age 50, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals ad requesting food for the cannibal.

    Matt: At age 66, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    o_O
    Thats fucked up.

    Matt: At age 48, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

    That sounds about right.

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    Rulling San d'Oria! EgobrainX is offline
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    Rui: At age 92, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

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    Elite Member Metal-masteR is offline
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    Roman: At age 41, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

    **** i do this kind of drugs from time to time -.-
    LSD ownz =D

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    Grand Master Ramuthra is offline
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    shaun: At age 77, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

    i don't even like tekken :(

    i prefer this one

    shaun: At age 67, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

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    Grand Master meowmix11 is offline
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    Heh, I like this site. Aaron: At age 71, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

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    mike: At age 45, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.


    o....k lol , considering i dont go to arcade's =O

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    Grand Master [GR]SiLvER is offline
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    Babis: At age 93, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    That **** gives random ages in the after first try....

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    Member ThundraX is offline
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    Wow is this thing really telling the truth just look at it, my family tree links back to Iran and this is the first prediction

    At age 64, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

    2nd Try

    At age 96, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.

    Fook This, I am not going any further -.-

  22. #47
    lolwut Askill3 is offline
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    LOL, Bad luck man,

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    Grand Master Mick is offline
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    mike: At age 101, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it. -_-

    mick: At age 64, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

    michael: At age 54, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

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    Grand Master Iron Maiden is offline
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    I will headbang myself into oblivion!

    Ryan: At age 88, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

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    Grand Master Alfons is offline
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    Alfons: At age 37, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.



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