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Sorcerer Supreme
At age 70, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
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Grand Master
mine says using Avenger
Avenger: At age 93, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
and using Tom
Tom: At age 102, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
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Grand Master
George W. Bush: At age 76, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.
dammit, thats not soon enough.
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Elite Member
GOOD THING...
I Have 2 First Names "brian Paulo"
1st I Used Paulo... Site Said Ill Die At 41
2nd I Used Brian... Site Said Ill Die At 72
So Thats Like Ill Die At 113?
Thats Too Old........
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Grand Master
Carl: At age 38, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
I'm good, I don't drink so that removes the chances of me drying, therefore I will live FOREVER.
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Elite Member
Just for the record I'm 20.
Dan: At age 24 you will die in a series of nuclear explosions and so will 99% of the people of earth.
Dan: At age 84, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
Hmmm...how will I die?
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Chocolate Rain
Gavriel: At age 88, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.
why will I live in a trailer??
Flameingskull: At age 100, suicide, straight up.
wtf??
this is so dodgey smo ^_^
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Fuck you, I'm a dragon
first attempt
pieter: At age 65, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
sencond:
pieter: At age 53, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.
third:
At age 96, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.
I was probably helping flameingskull with the attena ^_^
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Newbie
Roby: At age 84, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.
lol .. :P laughted for about 15 minutes. :P
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Grand Master
Ivan: At age 48, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
Nooo! at age 48 Wtf, that aint possible T_T
Last edited by Loxx; 21-06-06 at 10:49 AM.
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Grand Master
HD: At age 59, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
...Salad anyone?
/HD
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Back In Action
James: At age 87, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.
:shock:
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Grand Master
Jack: At age 82, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
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Grand Master
Matt: At age 50, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals ad requesting food for the cannibal.
Matt: At age 66, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
o_O
Thats fucked up.
Matt: At age 48, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
That sounds about right.
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Rui
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Rui: At age 92, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
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Elite Member
Roman: At age 41, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
**** i do this kind of drugs from time to time -.-
LSD ownz =D
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Grand Master
shaun: At age 77, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
i don't even like tekken :(
i prefer this one
shaun: At age 67, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
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Grand Master
Heh, I like this site. Aaron: At age 71, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
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Member
mike: At age 45, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
o....k lol , considering i dont go to arcade's =O
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Grand Master
Babis: At age 93, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
That **** gives random ages in the after first try....
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Member
Wow is this thing really telling the truth just look at it, my family tree links back to Iran and this is the first prediction
At age 64, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
2nd Try
At age 96, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.
Fook This, I am not going any further -.-
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lolwut
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Grand Master
mike: At age 101, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it. -_-
mick: At age 64, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
michael: At age 54, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
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Grand Master
I will headbang myself into oblivion!
Ryan: At age 88, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
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Grand Master
Alfons: At age 37, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.