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  1. #51
    Grand Master ringmaup is offline
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    MyName: At age 90, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

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    Johnny RsX is offline
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    John: At age 97, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

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    Fell In Love Without You LightWarrior is offline
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    Josue: At age 71, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
    Yeaaiy!! Im going to deh moon!! xD

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    Sorcerer Supreme Jaanus is offline
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    Jaanus: At age 61, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

    I DONT WANNA DIE!!!

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    Serjo: At age 93, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.


    Genryu: At age 100, you will choke on a piece of steak.

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    Grand Master ruffkiller is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by xeLJoYo
    George W. Bush: At age 76, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

    dammit, thats not soon enough.
    LMFAO pwned!

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    Browncoat Robert is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by RsX
    John: At age 97, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
    Kaoii's money?

    Robert: At age 97, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Ionic: At age 80, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
    Schizo: At age 43, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    Only the good die young... Apparently.

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    Grand Master Mara is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
    Ionic: At age 80, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
    Schizo: At age 43, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    Only the good die young... Apparently.
    and eaten... :/

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Rhiannon: At age 77, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!


    rofl i actually wudnt be surprised if this happened tbh :tp:

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    Grand Master Spark is offline
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    Mark: At age 41, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

    just how i pictured it wiggle:

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    Darkhearts cameronmd is offline
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    Cameron: At age 99, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

  13. #63
    Grand Master ruffkiller is offline
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    lol if you choose black as your fav color your age increases by a few but if u choose white it goes down by 40 :P technicaly these two options cant count cuz black and white are shades not colors hehe :P

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    Grand Master Mara is offline
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    look im inmortal.. :)



    i dont edit it, this just appear.

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    lolwut Askill3 is offline
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    Looks like you wont die there Mara :P Youll live forever :o

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    Grand Master Mara is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askill3
    Looks like you wont die there Mara :P Youll live forever :o
    and ill be forever young........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... see all the people i love being killed or die.... T.T i want to die....

  17. #67
    Grand Master ruffkiller is offline
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    o ya well check this out mara im gona show u me at age 104 or somehting like that :P

    "tom: At age 102, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
    Thanks for visiting! Help keep us online, just a quick donation of even a dollar or two helps us out immensely!"

    ok i was close lol 2 yrs off name Tom, age 19, shoe size 12, fav color red, pets 0, watch yes
    Last edited by ruffkiller; 21-06-06 at 09:14 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by RsX
    John: At age 97, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

    haha i got that except at age 55 :(

    Lee: At age 55, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

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    Grand Master xeLJoYo is offline
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    lol Mara, your death was too weird for the site to comprehend.

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    Grand Master ruffkiller is offline
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    this when your going to die engine is more random then anything else man lol its noway acurate

  21. #71
    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruffkiller
    this when your going to die engine is more random then anything else man lol its noway acurate
    R U SERIOS!? U CANNOT B SERIOS!
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    At age 94, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.
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    Member ThundraX is offline
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    I was getting bored so I tried 1 more and this is what I got -.-

    At age 26, while taking shower you will drown in your bathtub.
    (I didnt make it up, and now I hate this website)

    Curse the people who predict!

  24. #74
    Johnny RsX is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exclamatio
    R U SERIOS!? U CANNOT B SERIOS!

    LOL! That was a goood laugh!!! :D

  25. #75
    Grand Master ruffkiller is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exclamatio
    R U SERIOS!? U CANNOT B SERIOS!
    ooo i see how it is :( put the little guy down will ya



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