Omg who h4x0r3d my post? I told you that i just quickly made over 6000 posts, you see i joined along time ago, then i didn't posted for a very long time, then i posted here and then i decided to catch up and posted 6k posts, yes i do realise that when you search my name you will see posts from long ago, but trust me i really just made those yesterday, i h4x0r3d the database, i also understand that if i really did that then i would have to get banned for doing so, but i will give you a cookie if you don't tell anyone.
If you still decide to sue me then i will get my lawyer Johnny Cochran to use the chewbacca technique on you, and trust me, you will be easily 2 million poorer then.
Now if this makes no sense then you should leave my post and screw a chicken.