You read right. I have prostate disease it was diagnosed few days ago and that's why I left moderator position.
The disease I suffer is a rare disease actually. It's ADCBPWYATM which acronyms 'Anus disease caused by playing with your anus too much'
But, it doesn't mean I will die. I have created a shrinking machine that shrinks anything from A to Q to microscopic size. Now, I would like twenty volunteers to shrink themselves in my Bat Lair. I will personally select a leader of the group.
Those selected to be volunteers will excavate and probe my anus to battle and remove the invaders. You will be using the vehicle I invented which is pictured below.
That beastly vehicle, my friend, is called the ARMV. You will be using the series 4000. ARMV acronyms 'Anus-Rape Monster Vehicle', keep that in mind.
So, I would like twenty volunteers to shrink to microscopic size and excavate my anus.
Current Volunteers
Also, I will be providing live footage of the probe. When twenty volunteers are obtained, I will begin a graphical footage which will be drawn by me irl and scanned onto the computer and outsiders will be able to decide the outcome of the explorers.*
*If you don't get this, it means I'm going to start a comic strip starring the volunteers which will be drawn on a paper and scanned onto the computer. Each strip will enable people to decide what the volunteers want to do. (Volunteers will be also able to vote the outcome)
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Originally Posted by Laz-low
