I have a lovely black eye

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Originally Posted by Savage

Holy shit, you look like Simon Pegg. But what a harsh loss. Sorry mate. Tell the ladies some kickass story like you fought a shark with lasers. Or the real story.
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What really happened is that he fought 10 ninjas. One of them pulled a cheap shot, though, and gave him a black eye.

The punchline: "You should see the other 10 guys."