I have cancer... ='(

[Nuklear]

You read right. I have prostate cancer it was diagnosed few days ago and that's why I left moderator position.

But, it doesn't mean I will die. I have created a shrinking machine that shrinks anything from A to Q to microscopic size. Now, I would like twenty volunteers to shrink themselves in my Bat Lair. I will personally select a leader of the group.



Those selected to be volunteers will excavate and probe my anus to battle and remove the invaders. You will be using the vehicle I invented which is pictured below.



That beastly vehicle, my friend, is called the ARMV. You will be using the series 4000. ARMV acronyms 'Anus-Rape Monster Vehicle', keep that in mind.

So, I would like twenty volunteers to shrink to microscopic size and excavate my anus.

Current Volunteers

• ImaMoFoThief
• minb2

SORRY GUYS, BUT FISHY STICKS CANNOT BE CARRIED WITH YOU ON THE VOYAGE FOR MEDICAL REASONS!

[MentaL]

[Moo]

First volunteer.
Getting in to your ass is an incomparable pleasure I couldn't afford to miss.

[Kaoii]

For a moment I would can has give you fishy stick, but then I read this:

SORRY GUYS, BUT FISHY STICKS CANNOT BE CARRIED WITH YOU ON THE VOYAGE!

Maybe next time. This insults the cult's honor.

[Nuklear]

Also, I will be providing live footage of the probe. When twenty volunteers are obtained, I will begin a graphical footage which will be drawn by me irl and scanned onto the computer and outsiders will be able to decide the outcome of the explorers.*

Also, sorry Kaoii, as much I would appreciate fishy sticks, they just empower the cancer thus making it even more difficult to relinquish them. Feel free to present me fishy sticks after the voyage.

If you don't get this, it means I'm going to start a comic strip starring the volunteers which will be drawn on a paper and scanned onto the computer. Each strip will enable people to decide what the volunteers want to do. (Volunteers will be also able to vote the outcome)

[ImaMoFoThief]

ill join in the trip to the happy anus area of pink fluffy hemroids and cancer

[Genryu]

damn funny

[Liselotte]

lol wtf

[DonTonberry]

If this is a joke your inline for a serious infraction.

If not - then my wishes are with you.

Cancer is not a funny subject.

[Liselotte]

lol DTB, you seriously believe he has cancer? :P

[Moo]

If this is a joke your inline for a serious infraction.

If not - then my wishes are with you.

Cancer is not a funny subject.

Nice to see I'm not the only one who took it seriously (on MSN, not on RZ, of course). It's a joke apparently Mr. DonTonberry. Nuk why did you leave your moderator position? Maybe this will be solved by exploring your anal treasures.

[Negata]

If this is a joke your inline for a serious infraction.

If not - then my wishes are with you.

Cancer is not a funny subject.

Totally agree. You don't fool around with serious subjects.

[Hollister]

KLOL.'d

[Claes]

I volunteer. Can I possibly leave some tracking device inside you, in case I want to show my friends who the guy I ass-ventured into is?

[CrazeStar1074]

I joined in too . And is cameras allowed ?

[WeveOrWevo]

Me join.
:)
can i bring like air freshners?
it may get a bit..smelly, you know.

[Ron]

lol DTB, you seriously believe he has cancer? :P

I, for one, did.

My friend's sister died a few years ago from cancer, she was in 7th grade at the time. It's lame to joke about shit like that.

[Parker]

I don't see what the difference between people saying Dan was dead and Nuklear saying he has cancer, both equally stupid but who cares.

[GohanSSJ]

Atleast Dan being dead was on april 1st...

This is wrong.

[Shortor]

TBH you shouldn't joke about cancer.

[Wloczykij]

I don't think this thread is disturbing in any way... look at first post and tell me if it's serious subject? NO IT ISN'T!
lmfao pics & descriptions actually made me laugh :)
You already shit bricks Nuklear?

[Parker]

If like Dan did it or exy then everyone would lol.
But when ever is Nuklear serious?

[KyleEnos]

Yes I find this extremely insulting as my friend's friend's dog's flea's best friend's mother got cancer.
Oh, and because it's advertised everywhere, the misery cancer causes, I shall choose to be one of those idiots who also willingly becomes insulted by it.

Don't hear people bitching about aids tbh, I pretty much see a joke about it everyday.

[TimTheLord]

The first few lines may have tricked you, but after seeing the pics, obviousy not real -.-

GJ though :D

[Youngy]

Exactly
Its quite clear from the first post that this is not a serious subject...
I don't see how anybody saw it as serious if they actually read the first post lol

I found it funny =]

[Shortor]

Cancer is just not a thing to joke about imo.