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    Sorcerer Supreme topsup123 is offline
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    if you could make any invention

    if you could make any invention you wanted what would it be??

    mine would be a lightsaber they are teh pwnage :59:


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    Sorcerer Supreme hansen is offline
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    Mibe would be a hot chick magnet so I can get laid by hot babes faster.^^

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    Grand Master vinzone is offline
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    autojackeroffer? so i can use both my hands while still jacking off o.o

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    MMM(tm)* with a protection system that makes it nonstealable



    *MMM = MoneyMakingMachine - feed it with junk mail once a week for an infinite supply of cash

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    Sorcerer Supreme Garvonis is offline
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    A wonder-pill that will give you a fine-toned build in less than a week, allow you to utilize more of your brain, up your immune system to like that of the fabled vampire, extend your life by at least 20-30 years, and fix any imperfections... (i.e. poor eye sight, motor skills, etc.)

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    if i could invent anything, it would be an invisible cloak.

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    Sorcerer Supreme Garvonis is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentaL
    if i could invent anything, it would be an invisible cloak.
    ....perv. lol.

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    Infraction Banned Josh is offline
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    A broomstick \o/

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentaL
    if i could invent anything, it would be an invisible cloak.
    Oh boy that's so true. Who cares about money if you can turn invisible at will.
    Let's see, not a cloak... more like something that turns your whole body invisible with a button click including clothing and possibly with some limits, anything you hold. :batman:

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    I'd make a codom that wouldn't brake, tear, or get your dick all nasty :p and maybe some lube that partially numbs and enhances anything it touches ;)


    on a serious, non-perv side I'd probably make a CPU and GPU for computers that would build on your previous stuff instead of buying new parts, so you could have like an Nvidia 7800gt bfg for like half the size and third the price, or like a PD 3.5 ghz with hyperthreading for only 100 bucks

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    Infraction Banned Josh is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_
    I'd make a codom that wouldn't brake, tear, or get your dick all nasty :p and maybe some lube that partially numbs and enhances anything it touches ;)


    on a serious, non-perv side I'd probably make a CPU and GPU for computers that would build on your previous stuff instead of buying new parts, so you could have like an Nvidia 7800gt bfg for like half the size and third the price, or like a PD 3.5 ghz with hyperthreading for only 100 bucks
    Nerver heard of quantam technology or whatever its called have you? They are building parts on an atom :1:

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Negata
    Oh boy that's so true. Who cares about money if you can turn invisible at will.
    Let's see, not a cloak... more like something that turns your whole body invisible with a button click including clothing and possibly with some limits, anything you hold. :batman:
    Im being more 'realistic' got more chance of a cloak than a whole body thingy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.X
    Nerver heard of quantam technology or whatever its called have you? They are building parts on an atom :1:

    well I'm glad to see science is progressing more than those bastards inventing smaller cell phones :p

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_
    well I'm glad to see science is progressing more than those bastards inventing smaller cell phones :p
    ipod flea,
    ipod flea,
    ipod flea,
    ipod flea,

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentaL
    ipod flea,
    ipod flea,
    ipod flea,
    ipod flea,
    lawl, good movie I saw about, only prob was you were paying for all the accessories and not the product itself :p

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    Grand Master vinzone is offline
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    i would invent cold fusion o.o

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentaL
    Im being more 'realistic' got more chance of a cloak than a whole body thingy.
    :doh:
    Read the topic again, especially the word "any". :tooth:

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    Grand Master Konrow is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garvonis
    A wonder-pill that will give you a fine-toned build in less than a week, allow you to utilize more of your brain, up your immune system to like that of the fabled vampire, extend your life by at least 20-30 years, and fix any imperfections... (i.e. poor eye sight, motor skills, etc.)
    meh useless really since i'm already perfect. i'd invent the perfect female so i could have a mate and produce superhumans (sexxy superhumans)

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    The ultimate "do-nothing and sit on your fat ass" pill. FUCKITALL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_
    I'd make a codom that wouldn't brake, tear, or get your dick all nasty :p and maybe some lube that partially numbs and enhances anything it touches ;)
    Have your stuff rewired down there, and freeze some sperm if you want to have kids someday...

    Anyway i want a remote with who i can control anyone, i would use the "suck my dick" button all the time on women. :P

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSSnahoG
    Have your stuff rewired down there, and freeze some sperm if you want to have kids someday...

    Anyway i want a remote with who i can control anyone, i would use the "suck my dick" button all the time on women. :P
    uh-oh already invented! :O


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    Grand Master Hitsu is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_
    uh-oh already invented! :O

    =O how much for it?

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    Grand Master JSSnahoG is offline
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    Now get me 1 that actually works.

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    Grand Master BrokenWings is offline
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    If i could make any invention it would have to be the "Perfect Computer" that you guys all dream about, i would start my own company and compete against those badass computer companies xD

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    Grand Master gReGiTh is offline
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    Rocket-Pack :)



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