Infected by a virus, a New deadly virus came up

[1Word]

You have been infected by the Amish computer virus. We do not believe in evil technology, like computer programming, so this virus works on the honor system. Please manually delete all the files on your hard drive and forward this to all of your friends
Thank you for your cooperation,
The Amish World Order

[MentaL]

[Kurt]

lol nti go on msn!

[Ramuthra]

this was originally an irish virus.

[LifeExpired]

Warning! Warning! Warning! If you receive a gift in the shape of a large wooden horse, do not download it!!!! It is extremely destructive and will overwrite your entire city!
The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be abandoned. Do not let it through the gates! It contains hardware that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town, and kill your women and children. If you have already received such a gift, do not open it! Take it back out of the city unopened and set fire to it by the beach. Forward this message to everyone you know!


Warning: There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the powerline 60 Hz subcarrier. It works by changing the serial port pinouts, and by reversing the direction one's disks spin. Over 300,000 systems have been hit by it here in Murphy, West Dakota alone! And that's just in the last 12 minutes.
It attacks DOS, Unix, TOPS-20, Apple-II, VMS, MVS, Multics, Mac, RSX-11, ITS, TRS-80 and VHS systems.
To prevent the spread of the worm:

• Don't use the powerline.
• Don't use batteries either, since there are rumors that this virus has invaded most major battery plants and is infecting the positive poles of the batteries. (You might try hooking up just the negative pole.)
• Don't upload or download files.
• Don't store files on floppy disks or hard disks.
• Don't read messages. Not even this one!
• Don't use serial ports, modems, or phone lines.
• Don't use keyboards, screens, or printers.
• Don't use switches, CPUs, memories, microprocessors or mainframes.
• Don't use electric lights, electric or gas heat or airconditioning, running water, writing, fire, clothing or the wheel.

I'm sure if we are all careful to follow these 9 easy steps, this virus can be eradicated and the precious electronic fluids of our computers can be kept pur

[George]

[gan_187]

Warning! Warning! Warning! If you receive a gift in the shape of a large wooden horse, do not download it!!!! It is extremely destructive and will overwrite your entire city!
The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be abandoned. Do not let it through the gates! It contains hardware that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town, and kill your women and children. If you have already received such a gift, do not open it! Take it back out of the city unopened and set fire to it by the beach. Forward this message to everyone you know!


Warning: There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the powerline 60 Hz subcarrier. It works by changing the serial port pinouts, and by reversing the direction one's disks spin. Over 300,000 systems have been hit by it here in Murphy, West Dakota alone! And that's just in the last 12 minutes.
It attacks DOS, Unix, TOPS-20, Apple-II, VMS, MVS, Multics, Mac, RSX-11, ITS, TRS-80 and VHS systems.
To prevent the spread of the worm:

• Don't use the powerline.
• Don't use batteries either, since there are rumors that this virus has invaded most major battery plants and is infecting the positive poles of the batteries. (You might try hooking up just the negative pole.)
• Don't upload or download files.
• Don't store files on floppy disks or hard disks.
• Don't read messages. Not even this one!
• Don't use serial ports, modems, or phone lines.
• Don't use keyboards, screens, or printers.
• Don't use switches, CPUs, memories, microprocessors or mainframes.
• Don't use electric lights, electric or gas heat or airconditioning, running water, writing, fire, clothing or the wheel.

I'm sure if we are all careful to follow these 9 easy steps, this virus can be eradicated and the precious electronic fluids of our computers can be kept pur

I got catapults and balistas on my anti-virus so no chance in hell to get pass throught

[Pieman]

that made me lol

[Alfons]

/Agree with pie

[gan_187]

I made a ss of the damn virus.Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

[Josh]

[[GR]SiLvER]

I made a ss of the damn virus.Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

lmao, rofl, imo and what other shortcut internet nerds made to laugh :lol_1:

[ElMarshal]

wtf

[nzrock]

o_o

[Genryu]

o_o