[I]When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnQuote:
Originally Posted by genryu
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[I]When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnQuote:
Originally Posted by genryu
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
they are both normal people and god people shutup already
Pretzels make Chuck Norris thirsty, he continues to eat them none the less
warned vinzone and gatekeeper for having no sense of humour
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris
Damn straight!Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
Chuck owns, correct?!
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
Steely, stop replacing the word Jack Bauer with Chuck Norris. I noticed it, let it slide but it's not going to continue happening!Quote:
Originally Posted by Steely
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Chuck norris didnt do that shit!^
No he filmed his first movie. Anaconda. The whole thing was done in his pants!
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Chuck Norris is watching.
Chuck Norris Is A Big Bitch TBH.
Walker Texas Ranger Is Possibly The Most Homosexual Show On TV. Whereas On 24 Jack Kills Terrorists And Shouts And Tortures Possible Terrorists...FTW!
jack bauer is a pussy, he only kills terrorists, chuck norris freaking killed all the dinosaursQuote:
Originally Posted by DonTonberry
and he went to the virgin-islands,only now theyre called the islands