life skills

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Erm, I can puke with my eyes closed.
I'm a great troll, i mean really, got down so many communities, they were all "mad" .
I was always a good informer, always gave informations that helped others.
I think that's something lol but i'm not sure, i was always willing to learn things about computers.. and I did, and still doing it..
I fall asleep while reading books that are not about computers or nerds or anything like that lol.
Oh yes, I'm such a good liar lol.. that's what I have
What i'd like to have?
Umm , i don't know... Advanced Win 32 Programming skills also i'd like to draw better and to make better illustrations.
I'd like to lose that troll sense because it affects me, for some reason i can't lol .
I'd like to have money to buy food and umm ..
Don't know, i'll edit in case of epic fail.