lmao read this!!

[QuikS]

if you like peter kay you will love these



I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'


When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.


My mum was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.


I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.


I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.


I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.


Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.


My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.


Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.


I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat ?


I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


You know that look women have when they want sex? Me neither.

[MentaL]

[Evilkitten]

lol :rofl:

[Severon]

:rofl:

[DonTonberry]

Excellent Lolz :rofl:

[Solares]

LMAO. Im forwarding that onto the rest of the office!

[Bud the Weiser]

:rofl:

[m00]

:rofl:

[Mario_PartyB]

LOLOL

[DragonWoLf]

dis iz some good sh*t :rofl:

[MasterD]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOFLLLL :rofl:! top class m8

[Gladiator]

lol peter kay rules.

[Masami]

Originally posted by QuikS
if you like peter kay you will love these




You know that look women have when they want sex? Me neither.

:rofl: :tp:

[Speedhorn666]

Originally posted by QuikS
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'

:rofl: omg classness

[QuikS]

yer i think that 1 is by favourite :p

[nathan123]

:rofl: