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  1. #126
    (☞゚∀゚)☞ (。◕‿‿◕。) Σ(゚Д゚ Σ) Laced is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    feels good man.

  2. #127
    Grand Master iternalflame is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    T.T someone revived this thread haha havnt been on this in ages :D
    (got some clean undies)

  3. #128
    Account terminated Wloczykij is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    it should be locked tbh... go sit in the corner and wank! :)

  4. #129
    Grand Master c4cadvisor is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    hmm, i cant say i do it regularly, only when im hyper on candy. o.O

  5. #130
    Ex-Mod bitblaster is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    I do it. A lot.

    I haven't been caught but I tell people like my mom about it and porn.

  6. #131
    Grand Master Rin4a is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    and how does you mom react? btw I also do the m thing

  7. #132
    Grand Master Rickpwns is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    Best one was I had a bat once and my Mum opened the door and I quickly jumped up and held the door closed and then told her I was wrapping her present for her birthday up and so she waited outside for a while and I got rid of all evidence.


    So clowns masturbate to,
    i allways fully enjoy my thingy :P
    U guys dont, im a proud man, i really want a real girl seeing that in real life, never thought of it, but i really want to have smex a time :P

  8. #133
    Grand Master iternalflame is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by Rin4a View Post
    and how does you mom react? btw I also do the m thing
    whats the m thing o.o

  9. #134
    Member JayBird is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    Jay never gets caught. Jay only does it when he is down...

  10. #135
    ★★★★★ Limite is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    yeah masturbating is my favourite sport

  11. #136
    Grand Master alexdesire is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    Masturbating is artistic.

  12. #137
    Infraction Banned joorohoo is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    masturbation is good but sex is a lot better

  13. #138
    Elite Member ♠Comrade♠ is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    ok i was i guess u can call it ''Fapping Away'' And i get outa the shower and then all of a sudden i feel like ima piss and then i sperm everywhere it was all over the floor and mirror and sink and such.


    it was horrible

  14. #139
    A man of no consequence LordDemonMan is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by mailliw17 View Post
    i dont do the m thingy :)
    Even so, you're still a wanker.

  15. #140
    The Gamma..? EliteGM is offline
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    Re: Masturbation

    Yup. A big wanker with a small stick tbh.
    This should be closed =x



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