Math in romance

[Insomniak]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't needs.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

[MentaL]

[MentaL]

I do not know what to think of this thread.

[Insomniak]

I do not know what to think of this thread.

Weird,but i think that's how the things are.

[Shawn]

The first part makes absolutely no sense at all, and is actually pretty moronic. Just sayin...

[Zen]

OP, you are unfunny

[XcvcX]

That's not bad, made me chuckle.

[rice]

I don't understand the first part, rest is....interesting?

[HeavenlyGifted]

- Poker Face -

[jM2.me]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

That one successful man must be one lucky son of a bitch

[Kars]

The first 4 are somewhat entertaining.

[DrMido0o89]

I liked it