[Mature] A long night out.

[Flameingskull]

I gave this thread a Mature rating rather than an age because if put an age I'll end up with replies from a load of 12 year olds who have no idea what they're talking about and I really can't be arsed to talk with kids like that right now.

anywho, to the story!!!!!

Last night at a about 20 to 10 my mate calls me up and tells me he's bored and wants t go out, at the time I'd already had a long day and was getting beyond bored.

We set out at about 10, went to rushholme and chilled at a shisha bar for about an hour, after that we went in a drive in search for a place to go clubbing.

We ended up in the Manchester Met K2 club. They were having a school night, so old music that you would have heard back in the day.

The drinks were cheap and the girls were all slags. But, and this is a very key but, the place was s-h-i-t-e. Well and truly shite. After about half an hour we left in search of other places.

Printworks. The place with some of the best and most expensive clubs in manchester. Still doesn't compare to clubs OR prices back home.

Manchester was officially dead and the printworks was no different.

WE entered Paparazzi, paid our 3quid entrance fee and went downstairs. It took us aproximatley 15 seconds from the stairs to get to the bar and by then I'd noticed that it was a complete sausage fest and told the guys that we should leave.

Back to K2. More drinks, but this time the music was a bit better. We chilled danced a bit and then fucked of to papparazzi again for the afterparty.

We stayed there until the last song...which sucked.....I still haven't figured out why all these clubs have their 70's, 80's and 90's nights on the same night as everyone else!

After a bit of driving driving around town (kids, don't try this at home, we may not have drunken much and had sobered up by then, but it's still a stupid idea to drink drive.) we hit a brothel.

And I don't think I actually need to tell you the rest of that part.

Anywho, after the time limit was up and everyone was ready to leave, my mate, who was still hornier than a catholic schoolgirl walking into a mens only fitness gym, decided to go to another one, and another one, and another one, and another one. All of which were failures. Aparantly every girl was booked and there'd be a half hour wait at each place.

It may also be good to tell you that by the time we went to the other brothels it was 5 am. An that little factoid confused the fuck out of me at the time.

I mean it's 5 in the morning and every brothel in the city is fully booked.

And before you ask, no, I don't know where these places are. You see, the freind of mine who was driving, DE

[MentaL]

[Rishwin]

i want to hear more about that mens fitness gym O.o

[InZan3]

i want to hear more about that mens fitness gym O.o

Same lol o.O

[Flameingskull]

urrrm...there was no gym......lol

[exclamatio]

haha sounds like an interesting night out mate :D

btw i did mention a mens only fitness gym :P

my mate who was still hornier than a catholic schoolgirl walking into a mens only fitness gym.

[Flameingskull]

yar I did, but that was a metaphor ;)

I like metaphors =D

they're fun to make up ^_^

[InZan3]

He was horny and went in there :D?

[Ratboy]

It sounds like a highly unbelievable story to me. No offense.

[BladeX]

Interesting night out eh? xP

[Rishwin]

Anywho, after the time limit was up and everyone was ready to leave, my mate who was still hornier than a catholic schoolgirl walking into a mens only fitness gym.

if, as you say, there was no mens fitness gym, then that sentence actually makes no sense... and it doesn't go anywhere either :P

[BladeX]

if, as you say, there was no mens fitness gym, then that sentence actually makes no sense... and it doesn't go anywhere either :P

He's talking about how horny his friend was?

[Boko]

Conclusion: Manchester @ night is shite? Or was it just this night? :p

[Rishwin]

He's talking about how horny his friend was?

Anywho, after the time limit was up and everyone was ready to leave, my mate who was still hornier than a catholic schoolgirl walking into a mens only fitness gym.

obviously, but like i said, the sentence goes nowhere. there should be a continuation of that sentence. read it carefully.

[BladeX]

obviously, but like i said, the sentence goes nowhere. there should be a continuation of that sentence. read it carefully.

Oh well i 've read it too fast then......

[Solares]

Brothel eh.... Im happier with strip clubs to be honest. Got your pint... got the fit women constantly chatting you up etc (and yes i know its only so they can get money) and most importantly you dont get VD!

[thefalling]

obviously, but like i said, the sentence goes nowhere. there should be a continuation of that sentence. read it carefully.

Typo maybe? Maybe he didn't mean to put "who" in there? Or possibly, the giant spaghetti monster stuck the "who" in there..

[powamonger]

seems like 1 of those nights i had over in amsterdam, pussy ftw.

[omerta]

thay have brothels in manchester!!!, map plx

[FragFrog]

Pathetic story if you ask me.. Horny, sure, but just pick up a cute girl at a bar, lot cheaper and less worn out :icon6:

[Akaruz]

well no brothels but err you could get some escort girls :P

[deadly2003]

Oo i get more entertainment at a college assembly hall :O

[Evilkitten]

Sounds like a fun night :D

my mate who was still hornier than a catholic schoolgirl walking into a mens only fitness gym.

That line cracks me up so much XD

[JC/Raiden]

Lol some people, the guy tries to tell ya about his night out but theres always the few that come out with the nerdish comments about how some sentences didn't make sence and other daft typo's -.-. [Mature] A long night out.

Anywho, sounds like a downer of a night out imo lol, as it didn't really seem to get anywhere because of the ammount of pissing about ya had to go through, we all have them though i guess =p.

[scrat55]

well i can say its a typical night out... tired but it worth it no? though that the brothel was booked... that must of sucked BADLY.

[Sardaukar]

Ahh, if I ever have those shit type of nights, its usually off to my house alone with a good read and my friend, Mr Spanky.

That lasts all of 15 minutes to an hour and a half (Dont ya hate it when it lasts too damn long, crap you can get all worn out!)


Then a few movies, and end the day around 7 or 8 in the mornin =)