Message for ... help!

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  1. #1
    Back In Action Hobbit is offline
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    big grin Message for ... help!

    Far out guys, today was tough, i'm seeking advice so if
    u can help me out on this matter i'd be impressed.
    cause today started off like normal... and then it happened.
    kris said i'm fat.

    You've all been there i'm sure, you're in denial and sure that
    offensive @$$hat is wrong, despite the amount of
    udon noodles you eat.... but then, you look in the mirror.

    Right then, i went and had a look and by god, i didn't realize
    i was such a fat fuck. so i decided right then that i needed
    somebodies help, and thats when i figured i could get people from
    here to post some ideas on how i can deal with this.

    You think i should join a gym or the likes? or drink loads
    of lemon detox drinks, or perhaps a shite load of
    unpasteurized milk as that's bound to be more filling but
    really good for you whilst strengthening your bones.
    either way, i need a plan and anyone can make a suggestion!

    Gerry suggested i get one of those home gym kits like you see
    on tv for like, $199.95, but i'm not sure hey....
    nobody at work who looks good has one, and besides that i'm
    not sure if my wage could be split anymore, what with
    all the increase in costs over here in Australia.

    Looking at the mirror now, i wonder if it's worth it at all
    obviously because i am comfortable with who i am and will
    surely be viewed as by others. Of course, the doubt is
    evidently there because of kris's comments though.

    The main thing i hope to get out of this thread is ideas, though
    however unlikely that is considering it contains habbo tards,
    especially them habbo tards.

    but anyways, sorry for the wall of text, please understand
    eating is my way of life, and i'm not that big, all i want is
    to ... know... i hope you guys get the message.



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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    simple, calorie intake decrease.
    sad but true :(
    ive lost half a stone so far from doing this. and if i eat something naughty i cant eat for the rest of the day, punish myself and get it into my head that i dont want to eat naughty things cos otherwise i cant eat for the rest of the day lol.

    edit
    read it again
    LOL
    Last edited by ChewBecca; 20-01-11 at 11:23 AM.

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    Everybody loves DTB DonTonberry is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Fuck you Rish you're gonna lose the bet?

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    Re: Message for ... help!

    If your happy with who you are, and it's not life threatening stay the way you are, until your happy to change.

    If Kris is calling you fat then he's a complete arse hole.

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    Everybody loves DTB DonTonberry is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    I'm just calling it now, RZ is a haven for the uneducated and gullible.

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    Back In Action Hobbit is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Quote Originally Posted by DonTonberry View Post
    I'm just calling it now, RZ is a haven for the uneducated and gullible.
    +1 - also, spot on don

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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Quote Originally Posted by DonTonberry View Post
    I'm just calling it now, RZ is a haven for the uneducated and gullible.
    i just woke up when i replied, then read again and totally got it haha

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    Everybody loves DTB DonTonberry is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Also what's this bet? Did I win Rish some money because if I did I want 50%

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    aww and i was going to offer my words of wisdom.

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    I'm confused, and not so sure i understand what's going on? o.O

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    Grand Master Ron is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    making fun of the other threads

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    i didnt do this. Donkjam is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Got this when I read a second time xD
    Posted via Mobile Device

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron View Post
    making fun of the other threads
    Yea i got that part, but is that it? Doesn't seem so amusing to me :P

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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rishwin View Post
    Yea i got that part, but is that it? Doesn't seem so amusing to me :P
    i take it you didnt look at any of the replies?

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    Sorcerer Supreme jon5477 is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Do 100 sit-ups, each day.

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    Re: Message for ... help!

    I uh... well.. I'm not quite ... but.. and then.. er...

    wait, what the fuck is this thread again?

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Quote Originally Posted by DonTonberry View Post
    Fuck you Rish you're gonna lose the bet?
    Quote Originally Posted by DonTonberry View Post
    Also what's this bet? Did I win Rish some money because if I did I want 50%
    ROFL Joe, only NOW i get what it is. Haha it's the greatest bet but according the rules, the nature of the bet can not be revealed to a 3rd party!

    I can reveal that there is a cash bounty though, but it won't be payable for a while :P

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    Me > You DaCheat is offline
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    Re: Message for ... help!

    Quote Originally Posted by jMerliN View Post
    I uh... well.. I'm not quite ... but.. and then.. er...

    wait, what the fuck is this thread again?
    It's a blast from the past biotch!

    Also Rish... Your balls on a stick. Where it be dude!?



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