Ive done too many...
I got drunk with some mates one time, and jumped through a huge hedge, totaly oblivious of the 2 metre drop on the other side onto concrete. Ive never been so winded, I actually couldnt breathe. Umm smashed a glass in a sink at a club once, and cut my knuckle open big time, that was pretty dumb.
When I was about 10 I had one of those long sharp grill forks... Well i started swinging it around acting like it was a sword... lunged forward and ended up stabbing myself in the back of the knee...
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About a year ago I was taking a shot of Everclear....well we the bar tender decided to set the top of fire...no big deal... but right when I started to shoot it down some fat chick bumped into me...I ended up spilling the flaming Everclear on my shirt and the fat chicks shirt setting them both on fire ... Lesson learned??? NEVER GET BUMPED BY A FAT CHICK WILE DRINKING FLAMING ALCOHOL!!!
true dat..Originally Posted by DaCheat
Court my Self in the Lip with a Fishing Hook.:(
Hurt like hell.
lol i probly posted this before on another thread here but about 5 years back i was walking along talking to a mate in school, i was looking at him speaking and i walked straight through a glass door rofl didnt realise it was there lol what a stupid place to put a door :S anyway i didnt hurt myself but had a bit of a headache after lol looked so cool though lol i did a terminator right through it lol... strange thing is when i actualy hit the glass i carried on walking rofl what was i thinking O.o
Another one that happened to a mate of mine. he was climbing a massive tree outside his house n he got to almost the top n a branch snapped and he came crashing down right on his ass rofl, was pissing myself laffing at the time till i realised he had seriously damaged his ass lmao
Last edited by Evilkitten; 02-07-05 at 11:55 PM. Reason: double post
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