My penis is so long...

shot down by kitty?

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

What, my cock?

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It was a joke Rish, please no more! :eek:

My penis is so long that I don't have to brag about it on the internet.

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Originally Posted by Pieman

My penis is so long that I don't have to brag about it on the internet.

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Isn't that a double negative? Thus meaning you have a small penis because you are bragging about it.

Your penis is so short you have to brag about it on the internet.

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Originally Posted by Robert

Isn't that a double negative? Thus meaning you have a small penis because you are bragging about it.

Your penis is so short you have to brag about it on the internet.

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That was... kind of like... the joke... Nevermind :sad:

I lold! :D

My penis is so long that when I let go of it and it lands on the ground, it causes a magnitude 9 earthquake.

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

I have a small penis

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That's what i read.

My weiner is s000 massive that you need an electron microscope to see it!

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Originally Posted by Dandune

Is this what the moderator team has become?

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Oh come on, it wasn't posted as a moderator but a regular Nuklear. Besides, who of us doesn't post random genitalia-related spam every now and then. :batman:

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Originally Posted by Negata

Oh come on, it wasn't posted as a moderator but a regular Nuklear. Besides, who of us doesn't post random genitalia-related spam every now and then. :batman:

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That is 100% true.

no wai

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

no wai

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Yawai. penor.

lmao

This thread contains much genitalia-speak

D**k Attack


fits the scene

my penis size could only be revealed to you if i get forum admin powers

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Originally Posted by omen

my penis size could only be revealed to you if i get forum admin powers

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It's one byte long!?!? =O

My penis is so big that a computer with 1 terabyte RAM and Nvidia GeForce 9800 won't be able to fully render it.

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

It's one byte long!?!? =O

My penis is so big that a computer with 1 terabyte RAM and Nvidia GeForce 9800 won't be able to fully render it.

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no one will truly know until i get forum admin

Just asked Mental. He said you have a tiny penis because he strips you naked every night and sees yours.

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

It's one byte long!?!? =O

My penis is so big that a computer with 1 terabyte RAM and Nvidia GeForce 9800 won't be able to fully render it.

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1. why would you need to render it

2. we all know that you can put yours in a 3k jpg file

3. why do you have a pic of it

4. ????????

5. PROFIT!!!!

Even the smallest penis couldn't be fully rendered, you have to understand that the amount of detail on the human body is nearly endless.

lol, unrenderable.

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Originally Posted by GohanSSJ

Even the smallest penis couldn't be fully rendered, you have to understand that the amount of detail on the human body is nearly endless.

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But... you're saying a picture of one of the most highest quality penises I've seen on the Internet... isn't the real thing? :cry:

1. That's a picture, it's not rendered
2. No you can't see all the details