Need serious help! EXTREME sunburn case!

[get31720]

skin colored makeup
:bounce8::bounce8:

[Joser]

Let me check my doctoral handbook... Here it is!

Step 1. Get a hammer and nails.
Step 2. Wash face thuroghly.
Step 3. Hit the infected area mutiple times with the hammer.
Step 4. Place 10-15 nails in your butthole.
Step 5. Dry with a towel and wait 5-10 minutes.

After the 5-10 mins you should start to die. Problem solved! ^_^

[Mreow]

As FMK said, piss on it, it might help!

[Cruvenium]

Hahaha?

Stupid suggestions -______-ll.

[Deva]

Sonuds infected, your best to see a doctor and when you get sunburn rub all natural yogurt into the sunburnt part and then it should go, that's what I get told by parents anyway. If it doesn't work use some aftersun or aloe vera (dunno if that's spelt right :P).

[Trillian]

just go and cut off your nose if the doctor says its infectious

[theninjaway]

Pour lava on it.

[I Rule MU]

One of the best ways is to put cold milk on sunburnt parts.

Let me check my doctoral handbook... Here it is!

Step 1. Get a hammer and nails.
Step 2. Wash face thuroghly.
Step 3. Hit the infected area mutiple times with the hammer.
Step 4. Place 10-15 nails in your butthole.
Step 5. Dry with a towel and wait 5-10 minutes.

After the 5-10 mins you should start to die. Problem solved! ^_^

just go and cut off your nose if the doctor says its infectious

Pour lava on it.

Shut the fuck up.

[TimTheLord]

Burn it off with UV rays.

[96josh]

Surgery? Plastic Nose?

[RastaLulz]

Am I the only one who thought of this, when seeing this thread?