
Originally Posted by
NerdBoy
rubber ducky is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells rubber ducky to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
rubber ducky didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why rubber ducky, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." rubber ducky thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, rubber ducky' dad comes home from work a few hours early. rubber ducky runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"