Noah's Ark

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    Noah's Ark

    How the hell can you have an Ark that fits two of every animal when theres like 14 billion species of animals on Earth, how can a man make a boat that big? You would also need food for the days they spend on the boat. It makes no sense [PIE][/PIE]


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    Grand Master InZan3 is offline
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    This post make no sense but noah didn't take any1 bugs with him and only take those animals that we need.

    = Noah screw all dinosaurs :P

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    lulz bottom kicker is offline
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    its not true, just something some one made up imo. I recon someone just took 2 of every species of human (asian, white ,black)

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    Yea but he probably meant one of every creature. How dusnt it make sense? Its true though, think how big the ark would be? And if it was one of every colour he would only need a boat and not an ark.
    Its not a literal story anyway, it had a meaning to it, its kinda not good tho
    Last edited by U_got_dicklips; 25-01-06 at 06:51 PM.

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    Sorcerer Supreme hansen is offline
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    Well they found the Ark, reearch it. Evidence shows a mass flood a while back along the whole reach of the world, dating to Noah's days. The Ark is 5-7 stories high. Use the search button to find out something. Everyone has their own opinion, but the question is can you handle what you find out?

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    Yea but then again they did find the shroad of turin and thats fake

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    lol that was random but never mind!

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    Sorcerer Supreme hansen is offline
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    The shorud cant be proven as a fake. Etc. Opinion topic only. See what you think and express yourself, dont badmouth, example i badmouthed and got warned, strangely tho mental didnt warn me. Just to stay on topic it is possible to fit 2 of every species in the ark. When you look at how the world began you would never have known it would be as it is today.

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    Its just,they told what kinda animals,the average ones,like cows,chickens etc.

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    Sorcerer Supreme hansen is offline
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    Nive point. A fact that I'll look into.

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    Master Jedi Vendaku~Metal is offline
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    One word. "Fiction" or "Fable" or "Bullshit" ;)

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    isnt there evidence of a world wide flooding around the time that noah was sposed to be around?

    i could be wrong but rarely am :tp:

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    The Penguinator Boko is offline
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    Ever heard of metaphores? This could be one of m you know...

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    In world history we learned about the Romans and some "crazy" person who came in the area, claiming he was the son of God. So if Rome existed and we have proof, doesn't that mean at Jesus was a real person? So biblically speaking everything in the Bible would be true, even if based on just one event

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    Grand Master xeLJoYo is offline
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    Just another exaggerated myth. But like all myths, based on j00 trU storeh!

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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by U_got_dicklips
    You would also need food for the days they spend on the boat.
    They all ate fish while on the ark. Duh! 8-p :fish:
    Last edited by Ionic & Schizo; 25-01-06 at 09:23 PM.

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    Well what if they had fussy people who didnt like fish, guess they died ha :D

    It is actually a metaphore, its actually about renewal or something . . .

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    Grand Master Gabrieth is offline
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    Well who care about a dame boat in my opinion your making a gay topic to make yourself postes of you want to discus somthing like this go in the christiane chat on yahoo chat rooms and they will tell you what you want to hear.
    And if there was an arc they wouldnt take noobs on it and your kind wouldnt exist enymore =.=
    When you go speeking abotu things saying things are fake think over it since ppl dont give a shit! If you got a to small brain to think alone dont bug ppl =.=
    Dumbest topic I ever read.
    And on the arc so called the russians found it but since they where anti christian they burnt it and there are pic nobody is shure if they are real its like some ppl think the americans realy landed on the moon and others think they tricked the world >< well thats somthing I dont give a dam about either since its meaningless like your poste.
    I think you shoudl belive what you want to belive as long as it makes you happy its none of your buisness if the story is true or not I absolutley dont care and sure that meny other do its like if I post a topic "Giant dildoes falling in the pacific ocean et wants to f*uck us all Oo"
    You would be like wtf what a dumb topic.

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    And u say u dnt care about it, u cud have just ignored it but nevamind, must care about it really. Yea I know its a stupid topic, I was bored out of my skull and thought why not? Oh noob is a lame work, you a yanky or something? :)

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    Grand Master Gabrieth is offline
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    Here is your reply the arc is a giant dildo!
    There you got all you need to nkow :D

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    Yay, I feel better now, thanks :)



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