o fuck me

It's common knowledge.. I'm 14 and I knew that before and I haven't even had sex.

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Originally Posted by Parker

It's common knowledge.. I'm 14 and I knew that before and I haven't even had sex.

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I know the basics on it :P but the guys always scared me ^_^

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Originally Posted by Sarsourii

Local?
National?
International?

hmmm i hope those three girls book a holiday in the same place and get talking....busted hound dog! lol

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Talk this for balls ... i put them all on the same community and spoke to them at the same time without each other knowing that the other two were my chicks too ... w00t ......

And this other time, one of my friends leaked it out to my local gurl that I have a gurl abroad too and my total Gmail account was filled with stuff about her. She got real pissed and said she wanted to see my gmail account.

I thought I got busted for a second when the most fuckin brilliant idea came to my mind. I log in and before the page loads, stand up in front of the screen and ask her " WHAT IF NOTHINGS THERE? Does that mean you dont trust me at all?" And I played on the reverse psychology. She got all senti and lol ... walked off from there... I instantly log off and then run after her trying to console her ... w00t ...

For a second I thought I was dead meat that day ........

As for the third gurl, she's pretty dumb. She listens to all I say... :icon6:

Now you already stole Flameing from me, dont curse my multi-tasking capabilities too... :P

dude its so fucking easy to play girls why only 3? u noob

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Originally Posted by iNs@nE

Talk this for balls ... i put them all on the same community and spoke to them at the same time without each other knowing that the other two were my chicks too ... w00t ......

And this other time, one of my friends leaked it out to my local gurl that I have a gurl abroad too and my total Gmail account was filled with stuff about her. She got real pissed and said she wanted to see my gmail account.

I thought I got busted for a second when the most fuckin brilliant idea came to my mind. I log in and before the page loads, stand up in front of the screen and ask her " WHAT IF NOTHINGS THERE? Does that mean you dont trust me at all?" And I played on the reverse psychology. She got all senti and lol ... walked off from there... I instantly log off and then run after her trying to console her ... w00t ...

For a second I thought I was dead meat that day ........

As for the third gurl, she's pretty dumb. She listens to all I say... :icon6:

Now you already stole Flameing from me, dont curse my multi-tasking capabilities too... :P

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Rofl.
That's skill,man.

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Originally Posted by Sarsourii

Rofl.
That's skill,man.

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I lol'd XD

Ok one way to check did you pee slanty or straight in the morning?

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Originally Posted by iNs@nE

Talk this for balls ... i put them all on the same community and spoke to them at the same time without each other knowing that the other two were my chicks too ... w00t ......

And this other time, one of my friends leaked it out to my local gurl that I have a gurl abroad too and my total Gmail account was filled with stuff about her. She got real pissed and said she wanted to see my gmail account.

I thought I got busted for a second when the most fuckin brilliant idea came to my mind. I log in and before the page loads, stand up in front of the screen and ask her " WHAT IF NOTHINGS THERE? Does that mean you dont trust me at all?" And I played on the reverse psychology. She got all senti and lol ... walked off from there... I instantly log off and then run after her trying to console her ... w00t ...

For a second I thought I was dead meat that day ........

As for the third gurl, she's pretty dumb. She listens to all I say... :icon6:

Now you already stole Flameing from me, dont curse my multi-tasking capabilities too... :P

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I would bow down to your brilliant mind if it wasn't for the fact that i would never do that to someone. But yeah, smart move.

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Originally Posted by iNs@nE

I manage three women at the same time.

Local

National

International



Not kiddin. Seriously tbh. It's not a such a big deal you see.

I deal with my national one 3-4 times a day on the phone coz am not with her and the rest of the time I spend it with my local gurl.



And then put the local gurl to sleep and thats when the international one wakes up.



Man, I love those timezones so much. Mwah.

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So this is how I find out about your other loves? OMG. seriously you think because my internet is on the fritz i wont read this?

That explains why you're awake all the time for me, but always tired, i see how it is *sniff sniff*

btw, im not the dumb one!


muahhaa


anyway..... back to the thread.


Mofo... you dawg you. holy cow. if you are gonna have sex you should remember it geez. its no fun this way.
Lesson learned eh?

less gaming.. I promise you that gaming isn't getting you into messes where you aren't sure if a girl is pregnant or not. If anything that is preventing it (muaha) I mea, you cant have sex while gaming.. well maybe you can but you'd probably die..

anyway, its cold here, its late, and I got a lot of catching up, but thanks for the lulz guys.

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Originally Posted by Madison

Mofo... you dawg you. holy cow. if you are gonna have sex you should remember it geez. its no fun this way.
Lesson learned eh?

less gaming.. I promise you that gaming isn't getting you into messes where you aren't sure if a girl is pregnant or not. If anything that is preventing it (muaha) I mea, you cant have sex while gaming.. well maybe you can but you'd probably die..

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yes lesson learned and gaming is fucking up my school and other shit and as wintereenmas comes to a close i sadly have to say less gaming...

!Trading gaming for sex

!ONE DEAL HERE! HOW MUCH!?!? IS IT A GIRL OR A GUY!? I'M A NUB ON TR4DESZ! HELP PL0X TELL ME A REAOSONBALE PRICE!

quanto questa seniorita? D:

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Originally Posted by GohanSSJ

!Trading gaming for sex

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That's just wrong O_o

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

Yes it is safe. Pre-cum does not have sperm in it (despite what they lead you to believe in sex-ed) so make sure it's done when the female is least fertile (not for the first few days after her period). I've used it for the past... 3 or 4 months? No problems so far.

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Bullshit :) It's not event 50% safe.
Using no condom under sex is not safe at all, 3-4 month? That's nothing man, belive me. But if you feel like not beliveing me, then go ahead, and continue. But i warned you. You will get kids with that "withdrawal method" I know what i'm talking about ;)

Yeah I like lying too ImaMoFoThief.

Nice story anyhows - maybe you could write fantasy for a living?