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    Elite Member Xx3n0xX is offline
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    Omg wtf plx help!!11

    Ok, since the forum info says "anything and everything goes", i decided to just post this in here xD

    I've got a HUGE FAWKOFF problem with something XD

    I've met this girl online, on some chatsite, and started talking to her.. she's NOWHERE near me, so us ever meeting up is probably as likely to happen as me getting into heaven.. but anyway

    As of late, i'm starting to talk to her more and more often..
    when yesterday, i start steering the conversation to a more "erotic" side.. not knowing if she realized it, it ended up going a LOT further, and i believe i wrote enough to fill up 5 A4 papers, making this CRAZY roleplay up as i went along..

    now i get the L bomb dropped on my ass.. WTF?

    Anyone any suggestions? XD


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    Have you physically seen this "girl" or is it a G.I.R.L? Either way, I'll be serious for a sec. If you don't feel the same way, then don't say you do. Simple as that.

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    Re: Omg wtf plx help!!11

    Nah i can guarantee you that she's an actual girl n stuff.. not done the webcam thing, as that's way below my level, but i dunno xD

    she's not that young anymore, nor is she a full blown adult.. don't get me wrong tho.. she's not a kid or anything rofl.. but is it even possible to get attached to someone that fast? xD

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    Sorcerer Supreme cinos11 is offline
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    Trade photos.
    Sometimes looks itself can undo the L-Bomb.

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    Sound's like she used you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinos11 View Post
    Trade photos.
    Sometimes looks itself can undo the L-Bomb.
    Thanks for that compliment.. and she has seen a pic of me.. doesnt help tho..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MentaL View Post
    Sound's like she used you.
    I don't mind, dude xD If more females would "use" me in this way, without dropping the L-Bomb, I would not give a monkey's arse! :D

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    Re: Omg wtf plx help!!11

    So you want to contiune with the (erotic) chat but do not want the L word?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R3aper View Post
    So you want to contiune with the (erotic) chat but do not want the L word?
    No lol.. I have no idea how the eroticness actually came to be.. it just came up for some weird reason.. and before i know it, i read a lot of m's and o's on the screen.. o_O

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    I wouldn't get involved int his online stuff myself, its not worth all the hassle but if she ends up taking off her wizard hat and robe then you'll need to watch out.

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    My mom told me not to speak to strangers ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MentaL View Post
    I wouldn't get involved int his online stuff myself, its not worth all the hassle but if she ends up taking off her wizard hat and robe then you'll need to watch out.
    Fair enough.. Specially cos i don't know what level she ends up being..
    but on a serious note.. What do you mean with that xD

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    dateline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xx3n0xX View Post
    Fair enough.. Specially cos i don't know what level she ends up being..
    but on a serious note.. What do you mean with that xD
    Let me educate you on old school hilarity; http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

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    You are 23 years old, right? You flirt with a girl that is "not that young anymore, nor is she a full blown adult". They are extremely dependent at that age. Of course she falls heads-over-heels for you. That is the reason we have statutory rape law. They cannot be held liable for their actions. What you are doing is morally wrong. You are preying on a girl that does not know better.

    Whatever, I'd take my chances and get her address. Morals can't suck your dick. Just prepare yourself to run if Chris Hansen shows up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Lucifer View Post
    You are 23 years old, right? You flirt with a girl that is "not that young anymore, nor is she a full blown adult". They are extremely dependent at that age. Of course she falls heads-over-heels for you. That is the reason we have statutory rape law. They cannot be held liable for their actions. What you are doing is morally wrong. You are preying on a girl that does not know better.

    Whatever, I'd take my chances and get her address. Morals can't suck your dick. Just prepare yourself to run if Chris Hansen shows up.
    leave please

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    Re: Omg wtf plx help!!11

    Who hasn't met and chatted to a girl (or G.I.R.L) over the internet, text roleplayed and had the L bomb dropped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Lucifer View Post
    You are 23 years old, right? You flirt with a girl that is "not that young anymore, nor is she a full blown adult". They are extremely dependent at that age. Of course she falls heads-over-heels for you. That is the reason we have statutory rape law. They cannot be held liable for their actions. What you are doing is morally wrong. You are preying on a girl that does not know better.

    Whatever, I'd take my chances and get her address. Morals can't suck your dick. Just prepare yourself to run if Chris Hansen shows up.
    Rofl that actually made my laugh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flameingskull View Post
    Who hasn't met and chatted to a girl (or G.I.R.L) over the internet, text roleplayed and had the L bomb dropped?
    Err I think quite a few people here? o_O

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    is she a vegetarian? if yes ask to toss her salad.

    if she is a hard core les then your SOL. sometimes you just need to give them a reason to crave D over V so they turn BI. (wish there was more BI girls in this work)

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    I'm not into getting into these 'chatlines' online. Not saying your desperate or anything, but it's full of crazy people and girls wanting to use their virginity. Nevermind the amount of paedophiles that them sites have.

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    How secure is this online dating website? Well I think you should get to know each other more, girls are girls, they could trick you and stuff

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    Um... exactly how old is she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by holthelper View Post
    is she a vegetarian? if yes ask to toss her salad.

    if she is a hard core les then your SOL. sometimes you just need to give them a reason to crave D over V so they turn BI. (wish there was more BI girls in this work)
    Errr I'm confused here... o_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doraemon View Post
    How secure is this online dating website? Well I think you should get to know each other more, girls are girls, they could trick you and stuff
    Lol it's not a dating website lol... it's a CHAT site.. totally different xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xx3n0xX View Post
    Errr I'm confused here... o_O[COLOR="Silver"]
    Ignore him, he's just being an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamachi View Post
    Ignore him, he's just being an idiot.
    Uhm.. ok.. I still dont get it



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