Online lies

[GohanSSJ]

10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".

9. "You're different...........I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."

8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...............but tell me more
about yourself."

7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited"

6. "Yes of course I'm female............"

5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?"

4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan,
and buffed from working out"

3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and
get to know each other" (at the hotel coffee shop)

2. "I don't care what you look like, it's whats on the inside that counts" (Which is true,
except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type")

1. "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched.

[MentaL]

[Speedhorn666]

:rofl: heard a few of them b4

[BLaCK_DEaTH]

i neva lie on the net :) apart from on ragezone really im a 60 ear old pedo and when ur all drunk at makas party m gunna bum u mwhahahahaha BUM U TILL U BLEED I SAY MWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Speedhorn666]

Originally posted by BLaCK_DEaTH
i neva lie on the net :) apart from on ragezone really im a 60 ear old pedo and when ur all drunk at makas party m gunna bum u mwhahahahaha BUM U TILL U BLEED I SAY MWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:(

Does that mean u defo comin tho? :D

[BLaCK_DEaTH]

yes :) i been telling aaron all day we gotta go n bazi seems up 4 it

[Tupac]

ill come if ya dont bum me lol

[Capricorn]

Sorry lads - bumming is a must. :(

[Tupac]

psh i dont want no ring sting in the mornin lol

[Capricorn]

I'll use vasaline - I promise. :D

[Tupac]

nooooo my ass is a no sticking up zone

[Capricorn]

I'm sorry but the exit hole is now your entry hole. :D

[Tupac]

nooooooooooo use bazi not me >_<

[Capricorn]

Awww lol - it's ok, I'm hetro. :D

[Tupac]

well if ya tell me im pretty ya will be in there :p

[Rannie]

only ever lied once online..
and it was on agame, had a female character, and the guys wouldn't leave me alone so i made a male character, and woohoo they all left me alone cause i was a male lol

[Speedhorn666]

Originally posted by Tupac
well if ya tell me im pretty ya will be in there :p

ur pretty, let's go

[GohanSSJ]

Originally posted by speedhorn666
ur pretty, let's go

That statement is very fitting in this topic. :D

[exclamatio]

Originally posted by Capricorn
I'm sorry but the exit hole is now your entry hole. :D

be gentle :D

[MasterD]

Tup is mine he needz some 6ft 3 luvin :P

[Evilkitten]

omg:eek:

do i really want 2 come 2 this party now?

[Tupac]

lol yummmmie heheheeh

[Dragon]

im starting 2 be glad i cant come :P


me n neo just wouldnt feel loved @ a gay bumming party :tp:

[Speedhorn666]

Originally posted by Dragon
im starting 2 be glad i cant come :P


me n neo just wouldnt feel loved @ a gay bumming party :tp:

men showing their love/abusing eachother is not gay

[skin]

Originally posted by speedhorn666
men showing their love/abusing eachother is not gay

yer we just like 2 get 2 no the insdie out of other people lol :D

[Evilkitten]

>.< dont think i want 2 go 2 this party anymore if this is going 2 happen