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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    So I've been living with a bunch of friends and my girlfriend at her beach house for the summer. Huge problem with me is that if im lying down on the beach, I start to get drowsy. So my friends planned out that when I fell asleep, they were going to let me get burned. But what they did was that they put sun block on my chest in the form of penis. So when I finally fell asleep, they applied the sunblock and left me there for hours. When I finally woke up and touched my face, it stung and so I limped back to the house. After getting cleaned up, I noticed that my whole body was red except was a portion on my chest which looked like....



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    pork pork Parker is offline
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    That's pretty awesome.

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    I cant take my shirt off when I score in a game now.

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    pork pork Parker is offline
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    Say do you want to see my penis, and lift your shirt up and when they get side tracked by it score.

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    if i had that id be taking my shirt off more often!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    Say do you want to see my penis, and lift your shirt up and when they get side tracked by it score.
    Lol I doubt it. Half the people i play against dont even smile :P

    Quote Originally Posted by Exclamatio View Post
    if i had that id be taking my shirt off more often!
    Would you do it even if your mom came to your games? And if im coming to the UK soon, I can definetly arrange for you to get one :P

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    Shake it at teh girlehs and say you wanna taste lol.

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Rule MU View Post
    Would you do it even if your mom came to your games? And if im coming to the UK soon, I can definetly arrange for you to get one :P
    aye i would :P

    will be impossible to make me get one here, u need sun to get sunburnt mate :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exclamatio View Post
    aye i would :P

    will be impossible to make me get one here, u need sun to get sunburnt mate :P
    Oh yeah i remember you telling me how your beaches arent good. Come to America. Youll definetly get one here.

    And if you would let your mom see that then my mom and your mom are really really diffrent. My mom would just run onto the feild going like "Micheal Luke Fisher! What is that on your chest??"

    And i would feel sorry for the referree if he tried to stop her :\

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    Like I said, wag it at the girlehs and say, do you wanna pet my furiend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theninjaway View Post
    Like I said, wag it at the girlehs and say, do you wanna pet my furiend?
    Thats a terrible idea considering I have a girlfriend.

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    When she goes to the beach rub sun screen on her back and without her looking just wet your hands with water or something rub her back and then after she doesn't get to suspicious write "I play MU".

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    Doubt anyone around here knows what MU really is. Im one of a kind tbh. Online gaming isnt too popular in my community.

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    Well ask ur girlfriend if she wants to play with ur pet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theninjaway View Post
    Well ask ur girlfriend if she wants to play with ur pet.
    That aint my pet mate. My pet is a lot bigger. :winky:

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    Uhm, I dint need to know that, but exactly what i was saying is its a setup dude, for the show...

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Rule MU View Post
    That aint my pet mate. My pet is a lot bigger. :winky:
    pix!

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    No!

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    You sure you want pics....? Im sure RZ dosent support large black objects.......

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    You post pics = Imma firin mah lazer at this thread.

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    lmao ... Now this is funny :-).. I'd be walkin the streets wif ma shirt off LOL if anyone said anything id say. Your just sad that mines bigger :)

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    Aww, you looking here? <3 Daedius is offline
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    lol, class :D

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    rofl Luke, awww lol :))))
    i know you like it :))

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    lol

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    Its annoying :(



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