Pinocchio paradox

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    1/11/1995 ~ 23/11/2011 rebora2007 is offline
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    Pinocchio paradox

    What will happen if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow now"?


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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    You will feel something long and hard up your ass.

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    Elite Member Dec is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    Quote Originally Posted by ChewBecca View Post
    You will feel something long and hard up your ass.
    +1 for sexual reference

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    thisisgurbツ iamgurb is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    His nose will grow.
    He would've said it will grow "now" meaning right at that moment, but since it did not grow right at THAT moment(meaning he lied), it will grow, and that moment will pass.
    If that makes sense to you o.0

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    Sorcerer Supreme ezpzzz is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    you dont say

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    karLi Ganja Co. El Jamie is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    Why would you even bother posting this here? You're capable of posting in the Spamzilla section so post it there..

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    Grand Master Repthon is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    No he likes this section.

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    1/11/1995 ~ 23/11/2011 rebora2007 is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    May I quote
    Beware! Our off-topic community section, anything and everything is discussed here.

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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    Quote Originally Posted by rebora2007 View Post
    May I quote
    As in news from around the world, personal problems ect, not random crap about a puppet that wishes he was a real boy.

    This IS a spamzilla thread.

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    1/11/1995 ~ 23/11/2011 rebora2007 is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    Well it is still a "nothing and everything" thread.

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    Dubstep Producer KidRambo is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    you will probably see his nose grow? lol

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    1/11/1995 ~ 23/11/2011 rebora2007 is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    Quote Originally Posted by KidRamboDubstep View Post
    you will probably see his nose grow? lol
    Why will it grow if it's the truth?

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    Dubstep Producer KidRambo is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    cause he isnt talking about his nose, he is about to get laid, but he is made of wood so he cant have sex so therefore he is lying

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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    Quote Originally Posted by El Jamié View Post
    Why would you even bother posting this here? You're capable of posting in the Spamzilla section so post it there..
    Quote Originally Posted by ChewBecca View Post
    As in news from around the world, personal problems ect, not random crap about a puppet that wishes he was a real boy.

    This IS a spamzilla thread.
    Please stop telling him to come to spamzilla...

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    Clean Title For Xen Laz-low is offline
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    Re: Pinocchio paradox

    If Pinocchio says that the thread will be closed. No rebora, threads like this don't belong in the Outerworld. And before you send me a PM ranting on about why I'm wrong, Savage and I decide what content is suitable for here, and this isn't.



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