A kid was in a sowing lesson he pricked his finger on a needle the teacher rushs over and says -
TEACHER -"You want a plaster for that?"
KID -"No Thx miss can i please have some cider for it??"
TEACHER -"Cider!? what u want cider for"
KID -"Well my sister alway puts her pricks in-cider"
knock knock
Whos ther?
Jesus
Jesus who
Jesus christ, son of god
there is a sausage and bacon in a pan which is frying
the sausage says "its getting hot in here"
the bacon says "wow a talking Sausage"
lolol :eek: :eek: :eek:
What Green, Brown And Has Got 6 Legs And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?
A Snooker Table
:rofl:
Last edited by DonTonberry; 21-11-03 at 10:51 PM.
omg heard this joke 2day but it was whats green, had 6 legs and if it feel out of a tree would kill u lolOriginally posted by DonTonberry
What Green, Brown And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?
A Snooker Table
:rofl:
Forgot The 6 Legs Lolz >.<
What Does DNA Stand For?
National Dyslexic Association
there where 2 cows on a field
one says "moo"
the other one say "i was gonna say that"
lolololol heheheh
How Does Bob Marley Like His Donut?
WeJammin
Whats Similar About Talking To The Mafia And Licking A Woman Out?
One Slip Of The Tongue And Your In The Shit
Not a joke but it's class
Try and say 'Beer can' without it soundn like 'Bacon' in a Jamacan accent
Mite not work if ur foreign or a Geordie -.-
lmfao
a guy walks into a bar and asks were the toilet
he is given the directions and goes for a shit
0__________o
The end :D
Hmmmmm
Snow White, Tom Thumb And Quasimodo Are Arguing about Themselves.
Snow White Says He Most Beatiful In The World
Tom Thumb Says He Smallest In The World
Quasimodo Says He Ugliest In The World.
Snow White Goes Into The Room Of The Guy Who Knows All, And 1 Min Later, She Comes Out Screaming Its True.
Tom Thumb Does Same, And Its Also True That He Is Smallest
Quasimodo Goes In And COmes Out Crying
He Shouts
"WHO THE FUCK IS SIC!!!!!!!!"
:rofl: cheeky sod :rofl:Originally posted by DonTonberry
Hmmmmm
Snow White, Tom Thumb And Quasimodo Are Arguing about Themselves.
Snow White Says He Most Beatiful In The World
Tom Thumb Says He Smallest In The World
Quasimodo Says He Ugliest In The World.
Snow White Goes Into The Room Of The Guy Who Knows All, And 1 Min Later, She Comes Out Screaming Its True.
Tom Thumb Does Same, And Its Also True That He Is Smallest
Quasimodo Goes In And COmes Out Crying
He Shouts
"WHO THE FUCK IS SIC!!!!!!!!"
dont get it lolOriginally posted by DonTonberry
Hmmmmm
Snow White, Tom Thumb And Quasimodo Are Arguing about Themselves.
Snow White Says He Most Beatiful In The World
Tom Thumb Says He Smallest In The World
Quasimodo Says He Ugliest In The World.
Snow White Goes Into The Room Of The Guy Who Knows All, And 1 Min Later, She Comes Out Screaming Its True.
Tom Thumb Does Same, And Its Also True That He Is Smallest
Quasimodo Goes In And COmes Out Crying
He Shouts
"WHO THE FUCK IS SIC!!!!!!!!"
and whats green and sits in the corner?
a naughty frog lol
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