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    Grand Master Ratboy is offline
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    Prisons are full...

    Because the prisons are getting full and stuff, I've decided that all the people that are thrown in prison from now on should infact be sent to star in a real life version of lord of the rings, with epic battles and real blood, just so we can see how realistic the fights were and also as it would be amusing plus a good place to put the scum of our society.


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    Human Version 2.35 Unleashed Hell is offline
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    OK dude, you gotta lay off the 'shrooms and come back to real life.

    actually, I don't see much point in this thread. If I was admin or mod, I'd lock this pointless thread and give you a warning/infraction.
    Last edited by Unleashed Hell; 26-01-07 at 05:08 PM.

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unleashed Hell View Post
    OK dude, you gotta lay off the 'shrooms and come back to real life.

    actually, I don't see much point in this thread. If I was admin or mod, I'd lock this pointless thread and give you a warning/infraction.
    and thats why ur not an admin/mod.

    this'll most probably just get moved to spam.

    but either way, it would be funny to see... or like an unreal tournament style battle system except they dont respawn :P

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    Banned KyleEnos is offline
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    A few thousand years ago, the Romans used to put criminals into theatre plays and use them as real victims of death:

    A hitman goes into someone's house. The hitman kills the owner, the owner is irl killed infront of the audience.

    Sooo, it's like Death is directing a play on a stage and the criminals are just puppets.

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    Me > You DaCheat is offline
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    Thats what they do in the movie, "The One"

    All the prisoners get sent to some star and all they do is fight.

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    Fuck you, I'm a dragon Pieman is offline
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    I would like to a real life family guy. :P

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    Grand Master George is offline
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    simpsons

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    Grand Master BladeX is offline
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    You've think too much lol

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    Grand Master Gabrieth is offline
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    It would onlybe fun with Josh, rish and I in a fighting ring!
    Omg Josh your leaking!
    I would win ofc :p
    Dam ausies :p
    They allways pretend to be in bed since I own then in every game we play 8D

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    Grand Master omerta is offline
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    i think an mmorpg style life would be good, u could either go out and fight or make a living as a trader. cant think of a game to illustrate this but it wud own

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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratboy View Post
    Because the prisons are getting full and stuff, I've decided that all the people that are thrown in prison from now on should infact be sent to star in a real life version of lord of the rings, with epic battles and real blood, just so we can see how realistic the fights were and also as it would be amusing plus a good place to put the scum of our society.
    Dude, not everybody on the forum lives in England its only happening in england.

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avenged View Post
    Dude, not everybody on the forum lives in England its only happening in england.
    what happened the last time your prisons were full?
    pretty sure you packed em into ships and sent em off to a random continent to die, where they took over and formed a country better than yours... do you dare to see what happens if this time around you give them warrior training? :P

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unleashed Hell View Post
    OK dude, you gotta lay off the 'shrooms and come back to real life.

    actually, I don't see much point in this thread. If I was admin or mod, I'd lock this pointless thread and give you a warning/infraction.
    actually in the uk this is a big issue atm with current legislation only putting the worst offenders in jail now because they are so full

    tbh prison doesnt work anyway, full scale lotr battles ftw!

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    Grand Master omerta is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rishwin View Post
    what happened the last time your prisons were full?
    pretty sure you packed em into ships and sent em off to a random continent to die, where they took over and formed a country better than yours... do you dare to see what happens if this time around you give them warrior training? :P
    ha ha

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    Browncoat Robert is offline
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    Soylent Green....

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    Grand Master username1 is offline
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    Lol.

    They should make use of them, as workers in dangerous conditions. Now we can actually benefit fro this.

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    Grand Master Obbob is offline
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    I don't see a good point in this thread so i moved it to Spamzilla.

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    Alternatively we could force them to sodomize each other to death.

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    Grand Master Kyle12345 is offline
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    I can understand why someone would want to put Josh on an island far away =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabrieth View Post
    It would onlybe fun with Josh, rish and I in a fighting ring!
    Omg Josh your leaking!
    I would win ofc :p
    Dam ausies :p
    They allways pretend to be in bed since I own then in every game we play 8D
    i dunno josh might sick his kangaroo on you
    Last edited by sickside; 27-01-07 at 05:22 AM.

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    Grand Master Fraps. is offline
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    OMG it's great!

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    Grand Master LifeExpired is offline
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    I'd love to see this, i'd pwn them all with a sword and a gun...



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