Question about masturbating

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Originally Posted by Flawz

Now that's just fucked up..

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Tell me about it...

http://guigo666.free.fr/comic/conner...20a%20homo.jpg

All of you wankers!
Seriously, I rather keep that shit for myself xD

damn right

*Leaves the thread silently.*

Are you seriously posting this on a global, huge, popular, public forum? No really....

This is a serious question because I think I might have been masturbating the wrong way. I want the full pleasure.

You shouldn't be thinking about masturbating
Your hand should just crawl down your trousers automatically when pr0n comes on the screen
There is no thinking involved!

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Originally Posted by linklink88

Meet a girl. Even if you doesn't even kiss/have sex or whatever you wont feel the need to do it :P Somehow I think you deep inside are hopeing she will do it for you and you "save up" a good load to blow in her face later on :)

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that post started off so well, right up until you blew it all over her face

Fuck this shit.

Seriously, Fuck this shit.

I can't stop laughing..

Learned something useful Madison?

wow....wow.....

I really thought that my hope for the future of the human race was returning, you've somehow succeded in destroying it.

well done.

Nice, we are skillful.

I remember watching this episode of Roseanne (For those who don't remember or are too young) where the father's speaking to his son about wanking and he says something along the lines of: "The funny thing is, everybody does it but nobody talks about it."

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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo

I remember watching this episode of Roseanne (For those who don't remember or are too young) where the father's speaking to his son about wanking and he says something along the lines of: "The funny thing is, everybody does it but nobody talks about it."

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I remember rosanne, that show lasted for so many years XD

This chat is good, as guys dont like to talk about this shit, but they should be a bit more open an not act get ashamed talking about personal stuff, Me I think this is a good start and love this thread :P There is so much out there we need to open up about but feel ashamed... its wrong u should not feel ashamed, no one knows u here, thats whas good about it. Freedom of expression, Freedom of speech, how lucky we r.

Rofl bot.

I'm sorry to say but this thread is... epic! You wankers, I don't wank off for more than a month and am happy with my life! And circumcised? Lube? Hahahaha!

GOD I'm having such a good laugh with all these comments, please continue.

Uhm....

Discussing masturbation habits on a site with 261,884 members is not the smartest thing to do. You can kiss your ass good bye if you ever dreamed of becoming a politician :tongue:

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

This is a serious question because I think I might have been masturbating the wrong way. I want the full pleasure.

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Wire brush, go go!

My first sex toy is basically a black felt paper stapled to make a penis-sized tube. I then stuff it with microwaved cantaloupe then wank off. Lasts about 1 week per tubes.

Post yours!

O.o are you serious?

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

My first sex toy is basically a black felt paper stapled to make a penis-sized tube. I then stuff it with microwaved cantaloupe then wank off. Lasts about 1 week per tubes.

Post yours!

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ROFLOLMAO

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

My first sex toy is basically a black felt paper stapled to make a penis-sized tube. I then stuff it with microwaved cantaloupe then wank off. Lasts about 1 week per tubes.

Post yours!

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fleshlight invest in one...

mine would be a 1 liter pepsi bottle and see how long it takes to fill... filled 37 and counting

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

My first sex toy is basically a black felt paper stapled to make a penis-sized tube. I then stuff it with microwaved cantaloupe then wank off. Lasts about 1 week per tubes.

Post yours!

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Lmfao that's one fucked up thing you're doing.
Best sexual act I've heard would be something called a Rick James, where you're doing a chick from behind and then just as your about to unload (don't know if you can say ... on this forum) you spit on her back and [unload] in your hand and when she turns around, you slap her in the face.

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

My first sex toy is basically a black felt paper stapled to make a penis-sized tube. I then stuff it with microwaved cantaloupe then wank off. Lasts about 1 week per tubes.

Post yours!

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LOL.

I laughed so hard I needed to get something to drink hahaha. Thats fucked up man.

ANYWAY...

Don't jack off for two or three days and drink a lot of water. On the third day, go explode in your uh... cantaloupe thing. :)