This could catch on; Post your quote of the day. And no, i do not mean quote another forum member.
Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea -- massive, difficult to
redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement
when you least expect it.
I love Dan
http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I like Rishwin's quote better. All to true...Originally Posted by TheAJ
Epic stuff.Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
"Ignorance is Bliss."
I remember seeing something along these lines and its helped on many occasions.
"A person who asks a stupid question is a fool for 5 minutes, a person who doesn't ask is a fool for life", what I related it to was school, and asking for help when I needed it instead of just coasting along, I think it does wonders, it's always stuck by me.
Once the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is not your friend! - US Military Instructor.
That's admirable. Thanks for the delivery.
The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you
made me lol tbhYour result is physcopath
"There is no stupid questions, only stupid people" Lol, I understand now!
Paint yourself pretty, gag yourself gorgeous ;).
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Either any quote in my signature or this:
God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
"Don't pollute the God's temple - Your body! Otherwise, you're weak."
there are only 2 things that are infinite, human stupidity and the universe, and i am not so sure about the later.
A quote from George Orwell's Animal Farm, but I think it counts in today's world.All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
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Can't remember where I heard it though. :D"Intelligent people talk about ideas, mediocre people talk about events, dumb people talk about people."
Also like to add
-Bruno"Do you think that there are any skinheads that aren't gay."
Some animals has relative emontions that can be compared to humans, I should think: pigs, dolphins, dogs, etc.
Girls are like a good day of golf....three holes in one
"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?"
i lol'd
(forrest gump style
life is like a box of chocolates....never know what your ginna get
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