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My convo
Me: Dad Im goin to newcastle on a night out....
Dad: why its ******* miles away... Whos goin
Me: jus me Martin and Mark
Dad: Who are they?
Me: My mates...
Dad: Go to yer room!!
Me: *mumbles* FFS
LMAO it'll be somthin like that if I go. But Paul betta be goin!
gimpQuote:
Originally posted by GohanSSJ
No misquoting, fixed it :D
also i will be allowed to go my mam don't do nowt i just say i with sum m8's which i really am and i say that snake looking after me lol coz if summit happens to me then it'll be snake's fault and my dad plays footy wit him so he will get snapped lol :p not like he don't anyways :p
Np :)Quote:
Originally posted by ~{Bazii}~
Thanks for fixing it o great 1.
talkin bout ppl just bouce of me they cant beat this beefQuote:
Originally posted by ~{Bazii}~
my dad plays footy wit him so he will get snapped lol :p not like he don't anyways :p
lol i still havent told my mam i going lol
how about I go down and "meet the parents". Altho they'd b smoggies, eugh :p. Just say it's 1 of Ja's m8s and ur mam shud b ok with it.Quote:
Originally posted by STEELY
Wot am i gunna tell my mam :confused:
Me ; mam im going to newcastle for a few days
Mam; who with???
Me; Baring and Aaron
Mam; were u stayin
Me; At a mates house
Mam; who
Me; Joe
Mam; ive neva seen joe
Me; nah he a m8 on the net
Mam; eh u cant go stay with sum1 u met on the net it cud be a wierdo a pedophile.
Me; erm...
thats how i recon the convos gunna go thus me not being able to go, n e advice on how to break the news id like to limmit the lieing
if i was gonna go but im not
Me: mum im up to the land of scruffs for a few days :P
Mum: oh where u mean ... oh newcastle why?
Me: gettin drunk with a few m8s who i dont know at all off the net
Mum: oh .... u feeling ok?
Me: yeah why?
Mum: dont be buying Mike no beer (speedhorn:P)
Me: Honest i wont :rolleyes:
Mum: Peace out ma nigga
Me: PEACE!
lolz :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by MasterD
if i was gonna go but im not
Me: mum im up to the land of scruffs for a few days :P
Mum: oh where u mean ... oh newcastle why?
Me: gettin drunk with a few m8s who i dont know at all off the net
Mum: oh .... u feeling ok?
Me: yeah why?
Mum: dont be buying Mike no beer (speedhorn:P)
Me: Honest i wont :rolleyes:
Mum: Peace out ma nigga
Me: PEACE!
we arent scruffs u bastard, Sunderland are :p
:rofl:Quote:
Originally posted by MasterD
Me: mum im up to the land of scruffs for a few days
*m8 pulls up outside in his car 2 minutes b4 i leave*
Me: Mum..... Dad im going newcastle for a few days k?
Mum+Dad: Sure piss off for a few days.... give us a little room *in a playfull way*
Me: Love you 2 :D cya
*note* im 18 and i can handel myself..... Only person having my *** is quiks + foo :D
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Originally posted by MasterD
if i was gonna go but im not
Me: mum im up to the land of scruffs for a few days :P
Mum: oh where u mean ... oh newcastle why?
Me: gettin drunk with a few m8s who i dont know at all off the net
Mum: oh .... u feeling ok?
Me: yeah why?
Mum: dont be buying Mike no beer (speedhorn:P)
Me: Honest i wont :rolleyes:
Mum: Peace out ma nigga
Me: PEACE!
:D:D:D:D:D LMFAO!!!!
i wanna c speedhorn pissed... :D
well my convo wud go summit like this
Me: Mam jus gannin ower noowcastle with joe....
mam: To waste ur money at the LAN again?
me: wey, aye and a lot of other things...
mam: well u aint gettin ne from me
Gran: here's a fifty simon, don't be back too late pet.
Me: Im staying at joes house, with maybe a few others.
Mam: that gareth (capricorn) isn't stayin is he?
Me: Possibly.....
Mam: well don't sleep newhere near him, ive heard from joe, Karl, mickey, Mark D, Chris, Mark R, Bilal, Daryll, Ian and Mr. Grant that he is really really GaY!:eek:
lol well, at least its true, yet harsh :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Bud the Weiser
Me: Im staying at joes house, with maybe a few others.
Mam: that gareth (capricorn) isn't stayin is he?
Me: Possibly.....
Mam: well don't sleep newhere near him, ive heard from joe, Karl, mickey, Mark D, Chris, Mark R, Bilal, Daryll, Ian and Mr. Grant that he is really really GaY!:eek:
:rofl:Quote:
Originally posted by Bud the Weiser
Mam: well don't sleep newhere near him, ive heard from joe, Karl, mickey, Mark D, Chris, Mark R, Bilal, Daryll, Ian and Mr. Grant that he is really really GaY!:eek:
lol and Twatters, with a bit of luck I'll hav beer 2nite :D so u can chat 2 me pissed on MSN:good:
wots that suppose to mean lol.Quote:
Originally posted by Solares
*m8 pulls up outside in his car 2 minutes b4 i leave*
Me: Mum..... Dad im going newcastle for a few days k?
Mum+Dad: Sure piss off for a few days.... give us a little room *in a playfull way*
Me: Love you 2 :D cya
*note* im 18 and i can handel myself..... Only person having my *** is quiks + foo :D
ME: mum going out some where cya when i see u
MUM: ok
(dad should in background) : **** off u ******* piece of **** and dont come back or i will fuking kill u, u **** face
ME: love u 2 dad
Me: Mam I'm off out
Mam: Where?
Dad: [interigation mode]Yes where?[/interigation mode]
Me: To Joe's (Morphix) house
Mam: Why?
Me: Umm... because I want to?
Mam: I want you back in this house by blah blah blah
Me: Yup - fine. Can I have some money?
Mam: No - I hate you, go away.
Me: ...Pfft.
*Me steals money and uses it on condoms* :p
Something like that. :D
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Originally posted by MasterD
if i was gonna go but im not
Me: mum im up to the land of scruffs for a few days :P
Mum: oh where u mean ... oh newcastle why?
Me: gettin drunk with a few m8s who i dont know at all off the net
Mum: oh .... u feeling ok?
Me: yeah why?
Mum: dont be buying Mike no beer (speedhorn:P)
Me: Honest i wont :rolleyes:
Mum: Peace out ma nigga
Me: PEACE!
LMFAO :rofl:
Me: Mum, I Wanna Stay In All Weekend
Mum: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No Honestly, I Think It's About Time I Spent Quality Time With My Ma And Pa
Mum: You Threatening Me??
Me: No, I Love You....
Mum: Here, There
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DonTonberry
[B]LMFAO :rofl:
Me: Mum, I Wanna Stay In All Weekend
Mum: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No Honestly, I Think It's About Time I Spent Quality Time With My Ma And Pa
Mum: You Threatening Me??
Me: No, I Love You....
Mum: Here, There
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DonTonberry
[B]LMFAO :rofl:
Me: Mum, I Wanna Stay In All Weekend
Mum: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No Honestly, I Think It's About Time I Spent Quality Time With My Ma And Pa
Mum: You Threatening Me??
Me: No, I Love You....
Mum: Here, There
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DonTonberry
[B]LMFAO :rofl:
Me: Mum, I Wanna Stay In All Weekend
Mum: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No Honestly, I Think It's About Time I Spent Quality Time With My Ma And Pa
Mum: You Threatening Me??
Me: No, I Love You....
Mum: Here, There
lol ya mam sounds cool as lolQuote:
Originally posted by MasterD
if i was gonna go but im not
Me: mum im up to the land of scruffs for a few days :P
Mum: oh where u mean ... oh newcastle why?
Me: gettin drunk with a few m8s who i dont know at all off the net
Mum: oh .... u feeling ok?
Me: yeah why?
Mum: dont be buying Mike no beer (speedhorn:P)
Me: Honest i wont :rolleyes:
Mum: Peace out ma nigga
Me: PEACE!
lol yeah sunderland suburbs is a **** hole, good job about 70% of all sunderland supporters come from durham such a lovely historic city...................BUT BORING AS FOOKQuote:
Originally posted by Morphix
lolz :lol:
we arent scruffs u bastard, Sunderland are :p