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Timmy was 6 years old and gave blowjobs to grannies, he fell off a train and landed on the sea where he swam to the end of the world, there he met a hobo named Bob selling magic beans for a fiver, he grew a bean and chopped it down when it grew, a giant landed on timmy and killed him, killed bob and stole timmys fiver, the giant then ran the london marathon and went to the toilet. with this he played tennis with testicles and lazed around the house wearing nothing but a thong and a dildo.

crappy i know but im eating

bwahaha the avatar is mine

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Originally Posted by Capricorn

bwahaha the avatar is mine

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Quoted for truth tbh

what a hero

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Originally Posted by Capricorn

bwahaha the avatar is mine

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I'm takin this to my lawyer...

LmfAO!!.'as,gfweqr/1!!

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Originally Posted by DarkBahamut

I'm takin this to my lawyer...

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You stole that you fuck. :(

lmfao fdsf8sdf9s8df*^(*Ad6S*zgf08d7gfsa4wv

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Originally Posted by Capricorn

You stole that you fuck. :(

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All is fair in love and war :P

no it's not there r still laws in war and shit lol

''Toejam resin on my fake Rolex inside a full unopened box of Bassets Sour Winegums'' - he said - little Jimmy humpasukalottadick replied ''ill have none of that''! for i only drink out of the freshly moulded dog's leg , of wich the invisible apletiser is enybodies , but not enyones for the takens ,except the one they call the blowjob bimbo of wich the fishes need a constant care but they dont like bunnies , papa plz dont wake me up for the flour wont rise u need to move the mouse longer....

My friends fat weiner =)
http://lochust.250free.com/Darla_Fat_Shot.jpg

"Cover me said desmond, flipping 180 over a car window through a bullet ridden shoot out with the mafia at El Passo Pizzaria. Big Tony let rip with a 12 gauge shotgun while Tommy the Gun Ronalds hid patiently behind a delivery bike. Any chance of a Pepperoni Supreme pizza screamed Desmond to Chef Duberman, or is this an akward moment? Pausing, breathless, he realised that what had just been said was stupid and retarded, Since Duberman 234 seconds previously had recieved mutiple bullet wounds, and was a lifeless bullet ridden corpse laid humorously over a caspacho pan. In a brief moment, the shooting had stopped, and only 3 remain, Desmond 'The Dallas' Winston, Big Tony, and Elmo Flyn twice removed for legal reasons. Desmond contemplated the situation, make a run for it to Chaquito's mexican resturant for some hot refreshment, or continue with this madness. He paused, satisfied the itch on his genitalia, and removed his bullet proof jacket. By this time Elmo was long dead, for it had appeared that Desmonds brief 'pause' was infact far from brief, it had lasted subsiquently 1 hour. But what was also realised, is that Big Tony had been beaten to death with a chapati pan by the head chief's second in command 'I'm on a rolla Gay' Fred. Desmond later enjoyed a mexican tortia at Chaquito's, but died of food poisoning.

You guys need to learn a few things about random humour..... Yeah all the stuff uve come up with is random but you still dont have it... You need to make the situation sound coherent and seem to make sense... then for no reason somthing happens. Having constant randomness isnt really that funny..... now TRY HARDER :tp:

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Originally Posted by Solares

You guys need to learn a few things about random humour..... Yeah all the stuff uve come up with is random but you still dont have it... You need to make the situation sound coherent and seem to make sense... then for no reason somthing happens. Having constant randomness isnt really that funny..... now TRY HARDER :tp:

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Why don't you do one smarty pants? :P

I can only do My Best*Put's face in hands and cries*...


Looks up...*cries* ...


...*blow nose with hand*...

*coughs up gob of flem, drips from mouth*

I... I... only wanted for u to Love me *cries*....

*Fart*

The cold winter air seemed to make Jill think that life could be worse. She stared over the field with a glazed look on her face. she hardily noticed the song of the pickachu in the oak tree, as it only added to the peaceful feeling of penis envy. As the sun started to creep over the horizon she began to feel a strange rumbling in her stomach... then it happened..... her bollocks dropped. With a final yelp for freedom she reached up to the stars while holding her aching testicles and shouted 'take me to the batcave!'

No offence, but i didn't find that funny lol :hippy:

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Originally Posted by DarkBahamut

No offence, but i didn't find that funny lol :hippy:

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still think it was better than yours :P

It's hard to concentrate while your shoving a chicken burger into your mouth...

pwnd!

Heh... :)

That was a close shave said dave, hey that ryhmes.

shut up dave.

Long stories aren't funny, the short and simple ones are.

this ones even better!