My RE Teacher : When You Was Confirmed Joseph, Did You Kiss The Bishops Ring?
Joe <--- Me : Yes, And I Also Gave It A Good Fisting
My RE Teacher : When You Was Confirmed Joseph, Did You Kiss The Bishops Ring?
Joe <--- Me : Yes, And I Also Gave It A Good Fisting
lmao
LMFAO!!!
haha thats good :p
lol its funny cos its true :p
n didnt no they had bishops in the shire lol
Some Random Tit: Excuse Me Sir, Does Your Dog Bite?
Me: No Sir, My Dog Does Not Bite
*Man Goes To Stroke Dog And Is Ravaged*
Some Random Tit Who Is Now Bleeding: You Bastard, I Thought You Said Your Dog Didn't Bite!!!
Me: I'm Sorry Sir, But That Is Not My Dog
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THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD BIM!
My Uncle: Excuse Me Tommy (My Friend), Are You Up For A Quick Bimming?
Tommy: Bim? What The Hell Is Bim?
My Uncle: Where I Stick My Ponis Up Your Bim
Me: What Is Ponis?
My Uncle: The Thing You Pee Pee Out Of
Me: Ahh, You Mean Penis
My Uncle: That Is What I Said, Ponis
*Laughing*
Tommy: You Dirty Bastard, You Asked Me If I Wanted A Shag!
That's from a Peter Sellers movie.. can't remember name though :(Originally posted by DonTonberry
[B]Some Random Tit: Excuse Me Sir, Does Your Dog Bite?
Me: No Sir, My Dog Does Not Bite
*Man Goes To Stroke Dog And Is Ravaged*
Some Random Tit Who Is Now Bleeding: You Bastard, I Thought You Said Your Dog Didn't Bite!!!
Me: I'm Sorry Sir, But That Is Not My Dog
:rofl: shit hot
your doing R.E at college? O.o
Ahh The Days In Which I Used To Be Funny :)
i have a comment for that, but id get banned for saying it :(Originally Posted by NYPDBLUESUCKS
ahh well, funny jokes got posted up though.
What ever happen to that? :cry:
NoPeace - out
ROFL that so damn random funny things u got there ^_^
Damn You really good !
Judging by the new name I'd assume he's on his way to regaining some of it back.
haha thats mental fucking with his account because dtb and mental had a lovers tiff
i was there scoring points
lmao u madde my day
great lol.
I'm requesting nickname change to DonTonberry. ;)
Btw Hoe kiss my bishops ring. :D
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