[Rated Mature] Boy dies from fapping.

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04-09-11
Organic

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

So that's what they mean by 42 is the meaning of life...
04-09-11
Heights

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imagine fapping 42 times without a lubricant, too much friction will wound your dick lmao.
04-09-11
Scratch

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

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Originally Posted by Justei

I was thinking the same (about how did they know how many times). Maybe they counted the amount of tissues on the floor? xD

lol'd at this one XD but i dont think so, the tissues can split while shotting out xd, so if each cum splits 2 or 3 times lets see how much he just spanked the monkey XDD
04-09-11
Bonitão

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maybe 42 is a guess? probably his mom knows his average and this time it was just a guess according to the time he spent.
04-09-11
Repthon

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My barrel takes up to 3 times only but doing it 42 times is a gift.
04-09-11
rebora2007

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True, how did they know he fapped 42 times ?

(Before boy's death) - Mom ... By the way, I masturbated 42 times in the night, ugh goodybye .
04-09-11
random idiot

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

They should add him in Guinness world records book.
04-09-11
Scratch

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

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Originally Posted by Zeaos

They should add him in Guinness world records book.

i was gonna say that in few posts back xd but i bet they will not count that on their books XD
05-09-11
KarLi

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

thats weird the boy wanted to enjoy his life xD... anywayz :~|.
05-09-11
XxОsirisxX

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The amount of time, either he yell "New record! 42!" and died. So the mom knew. Or, the mom used a fake nickname and joined in the webcam show and watched the whole show enjoying it on her own way.

But yeah, the hands of that guy must have a lot of blisters, it must be really more painful than pleasant.
05-09-11
Warmonger

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Original link to article please?
05-09-11
Negata

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

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Originally Posted by Warmonger

Original link to article please?

Found it posted a few times, however this is already the exact copy of the article. Sounds like bullshit to me as it is.
05-09-11
404

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

Let me guess, heart failure?
05-09-11
Warmonger

Re: Boy dies from fapping.

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Originally Posted by Negata

Found it posted a few times, however this is already the exact copy of the article. Sounds like bullshit to me as it is.

Exactly what im thinking. There's no way in hell you can spank it 42 times back to back. Even within a 24 hour time frame its simply impossible. I've tried fucking my girl 10 times in one day. I tell you what by the 6th time your shit is sore and hurts. So there is no way in hell you can masturbate even 20 times without it completely hurting to even touch it.
05-09-11
Kurt

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Originally Posted by Robert

The wonders of teens with viagra.

But seriously, how could the mum know it was 42 times? I call BS.

you said it sister.
05-09-11
nzrock

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Originally Posted by Jazeon

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

Geesh, what texture pack was he using? :P ;D

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Originally Posted by Warmonger

Exactly what im thinking. There's no way in hell you can spank it 42 times back to back. Even within a 24 hour time frame its simply impossible. I've tried fucking my girl 10 times in one day. I tell you what by the 6th time your shit is sore and hurts. So there is no way in hell you can masturbate even 20 times without it completely hurting to even touch it.

Quote for the truth.

Also it would still be good to post source please...
05-09-11
Bender

Re: [Rated Mature] Boy dies from fapping.

what is BS?
05-09-11
Scratch

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Originally Posted by R3aper

what is BS?

bullshit i guess
05-09-11
I<3Bass

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42 times is insane.
05-09-11
GohanSSJ

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Originally Posted by Justei

I was thinking the same (about how did they know how many times). Maybe they counted the amount of tissues on the floor? xD

Meh you stop shooting at some point. So unless they were counting dust bundles. ;)

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Originally Posted by Warmonger

Exactly what im thinking. There's no way in hell you can spank it 42 times back to back. Even within a 24 hour time frame its simply impossible. I've tried fucking my girl 10 times in one day. I tell you what by the 6th time your shit is sore and hurts. So there is no way in hell you can masturbate even 20 times without it completely hurting to even touch it.

I wouldn't know about 42 times, but a long time ago I got to like 16 or so.
What can I say, I was 15 and just got a VCR.
05-09-11
El Jamie

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Really thought, he must of been red raw. :crutch:
05-09-11
Caustik

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42 == absolute madness
Surely he must have had some common sense to stop after he felt pain?
:blink:
05-09-11
Rajito

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his version of training his arms.
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05-09-11
Samus.

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http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...cYxs2iqRm8H0yQ

He saw the light.. Or it's what others said: BS.
05-09-11
LHaZze

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Sounds painful after like eight lol, he would be sore as fuck..

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