Riddle this!

[Ionic & Schizo]

yeh she wieighs fruit n veg..
y arent they buried tho?

because why would you bury the survivors? you bury the dead.

[Gabrieth]

The word is
gabriethissexy!
Gabriethis!
Gabrieth!
Abi!
Bi!
I!
There you go the anser tyo your ridle Oo
Solved by the brainds I think :p
Or maby that was the mans other brain Oo

Well this one is to hard for me I give up :/

[NeoSparky]

here we go :batman:

romeo and juliet are in a room lying dead on the floor. The room is locked form the inside and there is no key. There is one small window, but not big enough to climb out of or into. There is a table in the middle of the room. Where romeo and julliet lie, there is a pool of water and broken glass? What happned to romeo and julliet?



Theres a plane flying over Mont Balnc full of french tourists heading to India. The plane hits bad turbulence and crashes down into the side of the mountain. Many are dead, inlcuding the piolot and co-piolot. There is very little food and water. Where did they bury the survivors?


Janet works in a gorcery store. When she was born she wieghed 7lb 4 ounces and was 90cm tall. At 16, she weighed 9stone and was 5ft 5inches tall. She is now 26, she is 5ft 7 inches tall. What does she weigh?

romeo and julliet are fish and their bowl crashed?