Tell us about your worst kind of encounters before/in/after sex.
Tell us about your worst kind of encounters before/in/after sex.
the girl rose from bed and told me "i have to meet my bf in 25 minutes, can you please drop me off?"
My girlfriend's foster sister watched us lose our virginites to each other.
first time i met this girl and she comes round and we av sex then after she says "I Love You" arghhh lol
oh this was agesssss ago just about to shag my ex(wen i was goin out with her) and she was on to and she was propper dry then she went down really fast and hard and... snap my banjo string snapped oh god it really hurts lol but it was funny cos she fort the blood was hers and started cryin goin im sorry lol, its ok now its healed now and is alot stronger :P
LMFAO that's gonna win, nothing can beat that.Originally Posted by Tupac
I jismed on my own face once, I guess that was bad.... bad aim that is.
Lmao how can you hit ur own face LOL
LOL thats pwned!
a guy i know once told us that not only did he jism on his own face by accident, he automatically licked it coz it was drippin over his lip oO
/Piasa aka TehSex
Im a virgin.
I lost my virginity in christmas watching Shrek 1 :lmao:
Not sure.. weirdest was when we was drunk and had sex in the park and it was really dark but then this woman and child just walked by. I was so embrassed that I just losted and gave up on sex >.<
Oh my god, I did exactly the same thing when it happened. It's like when you get custard on your lip or something, you just go to lick it.
i was having sex with this guy and he turns around to try and kiss me, so im like "wtf man, dont be gay"
Lol...no kissing huh? :P
:D So who should win for the worst encounter?
Lol that had to be the winner.
I Was Once Having Sex With A Guy And I Turned Around To Try And Kiss Him And He Shouted At Me To Stop Being Gay >.<
Last edited by DonTonberry; 16-05-06 at 12:43 AM.
pulled a muscle in my arm masturbating
My left arm is bigger than my right arm, and I'm a lefty. O_o
Does being molested by my girlfriend count? :P
lo.......l?
Well I haven't have any weird experiences (yet O_o; ) but I know there's a sexual predotor in my subdivision.....lawl 40 yr. old men looking for some 10 yr. old meat from girls ._.'
omg how lol
I let my mate hook up with a transexual 0_o he couldn't tell (or so i thought) but i could, anyways long story short the next day (he took her home & i crashed @ my other mates house) he rang us up and said "Well she was certainly a new experience, she rooted me like a horse" ewww, we found out not much later (about a month) he was gay.....
I was lying on my back, I had no control over it, the arc of fire was perfect.
Lol thats funneh xD
worst thing ever, when a guy asks "Is that ok?" "what about now?" "do ya like that?"
Such a turn off lads
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