Sit or Stand?

I've haven't read thread that's made me laugh this much in a long time! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: n1 Exclamatio!

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Originally Posted by Rsx

sit.. standing closes the "cheeks" so not 100% is cleaned. When sitting the ass-hole is 100% open and can clean the whole thing... How can someone not wipe? Oo

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Why do you know this?

Anyway, I wash it away with the hose pipe in my garden. Crouching.