spelling errors...

Ah.... Apostrophes.

To be used when contracting e.g. Are not => Aren't
To be used as nathan sed for ownership:

Belonging to YOU or ONE PERSON: Apostrophe before the "s" <--The "s" is on it's OWN i.e. by it's self i.e. ONE!

eg. Ionic's porno DVD.

Belonging to MANY: Apostrophe after the "s" <--The "s" is with the other letters. It is one of the MANY!

e.g. Rz Homo Crews' whipping biatch.

Er... Yeh.

Delibrerate mistakes I do are:

- Yeh
- Sed
- droppin the "g" off "-ing" words
- Leaving out apostrophes (when I'm not paying attention).
- I use these shorthands: lol, ppl, 1337, thb, thfh, imo, imho, imhfo, imfhfo, omg and wtf. That's all I think I use.


Oh. I hate it when ppl don't use paragraphs. >.<

when ppl say 'wat' or 'wot' fair enuff I can deal with wot, but wat?! Honestly, what the fuck are they thinking?

Dnt u jst h8 pplz hu type lyk dis innit? It takes me longer to work out how to type like that and then understand it than to type normally

I hate it when people use any of the following:

Orite/Oryt: used instead of "alright". You're saving yourself a SINGLE letter (or two). Wow! All that while making yourself sound like a prat.

Lyk: why on earth this one surfaced is beyond me, but it's used by Chavs quite often and it does my head in. What's wrong with "like".

Fink: instead of "think". Makes people sound retarded.

Nor: another Chav word. There's no reason to extend the amount of typing you need to do by adding a "r" on the end of "no" just to make yourself appear like a yob.

Looooool: is it meant to mean you're laughing harder because you put more "o's" in between? It sucks.

Pwned/Lawned/Prawned: what happened to the "O"? It's pointless to intentionally misspell a word - makes people sound like an net geek to boot.

Roffle: this just does my head in. Don't know entirely why, but it's a shit version of "rofl".

Da: something people use to sound "gangsta". Sucks, and makes you sound like a Chav; yet again.

Maybe I just hate chavs.

I also think it sounds/looks shit when people use 'z' in place of 's'. Loads more, but I can't think of them at the moment.

i use nor :(
its perfectly fine!

Words that annoy me which i see almost everyday...
Reli?/Rly?: Really?
Cum: Come
Sumtymes: Sometimes
Dat: That
Whu: Who?
Chu: You

There are so many more it's unbelievable and would take up at least 2 pages, I absolutely CANNOT Stand (I personally would shoot them if i could) people who WrItE oUt ThErE MsN nAmEs LiKe ThIs BuT sTiLl UsE aBySmAl SpElLiNg In iT.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...o/da34bfde.jpg There's a link of people who do my head in greatly.

Know i think if someone whishes to gain knowlege in a language eventually they will obtain their goal !

99% of "txt" chat. Its just plain annoying.
I can stand ones that actually do shorten phrases such as "omg" "tbh" "imo". I just dont get "lyk", "rly","cum" "culdnt" etc. I dont understand it I mean, what if you were to say to someone online "u rly gna cum?".

If someone said that to me they would be instant Block/Deleted, I can't be bothered with people like that and i really can't be bothered with the "girly girls" who put all the colourful symbols and shit in their name to make it look good.

In texts I find it acceptable, better off using the predict text though ;)

Online I can't stand it!

I'm not a bad speler, i allways spell evereething correctly, me beiing a bad speler, that is unpossible

As far as my online experiences go, most people can't spell or form a proper sentence due to the lack of brain cells and/or mental retardation. In fact, there are a handful of people whom I've actually met that seemed to have studied English at one time or another in their life and I can carry on a conversation without wanting to pull my hair out. I mean on a public forum where thousands of people might read your words don't you want to sound semi-intelligent instead of, "zOMG, SOMONE PLEBBZz HELLPz MEH!!!!111 YOUR TEH BESST!!!11 1 THX!!!!1111" Fucking retards learn how to spell or I will kill you. Just my thoughts on the subject...

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Originally Posted by Exclamatio

also voila, ive seen it spelt, woola, woolah, wohla

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That Wohla.... It's not an error, nor is it and english word, it's just forreign.

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Originally Posted by ronniej88

That Wohla.... It's not an error, nor is it and english word, it's just forreign.

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Its viola like exclamatio said the only thing that comes close to Wohla is waihola and thats a lake.


Unless of course im mistaken?

Edit:My mistake, its a german word i think.

i have this bad habit of making my it's/its to just it...

and my worst habit is not proff reading what i say.. :)

and I TRUELY and for the life of me hate people apologizing over and over again for their bad english. ok, u don't know english, then try your best, and please stop saying "Sorry Bad english, help me please"
i really don't know what to do, teach you english or teach you what you wanted to ask me.

Every spelling error that is done on purpose annoys me.

im not really big on spelling i type really fast and i really cba to type words like"cant be arsed" why cant i just put cba??? and if i say plz whats worng with plz, its just a short way of saying please 0.o sorry but if i want to cut down my words i will because i type fast and i dont want to type long words...and im not a chav i hate chavs and wish they would drop dead ! and if i want y can i say y? i cba to type why anyways i quit the spelling ages ago i spell in school so why would i want to in my lazy life hmm?

I hate abbreviations, but i don't mind contractions and things like exp, and lvl

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Originally Posted by Spark71191

im not really big on spelling i type really fast and i really cba to type words like"cant be arsed" why cant i just put cba??? and if i say plz whats worng with plz, its just a short way of saying please 0.o sorry but if i want to cut down my words i will because i type fast and i dont want to type long words...and im not a chav i hate chavs and wish they would drop dead ! and if i want y can i say y? i cba to type why anyways i quit the spelling ages ago i spell in school so why would i want to in my lazy life hmm?

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I'm willing to bet I type faster than you even though I type in full words and perfect grammar.

That's not to say I don't use abbreviations, from time to time.

And eugh!

ppl who spell "pigeons" with a "d"!

NOTE: Was mentioned 2 days ago by Ex!

It kind of annoys me when people don't know the rules of using 'ING's after verbs. Most people just stick the 'ING' after just typing the word. For instance, someone might say "Im Loveing It" when its actually spelled "Im Loving It".

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Originally Posted by ronniej88

That Wohla.... It's not an error, nor is it and english word, it's just forreign.

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voila isnt an english word either

and unless im mistaken Wohla is a noun

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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo

And eugh!
ppl who spell "pigeons" with a "d"!
NOTE: Was mentioned 2 days ago by Ex!

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haha yeah there was like 10 people spelling it like that

What pisses me off about the whole 'spelling and grammar' thing is text talk. To be honest I can't think of a better way to come across as an apathetic dunce (wether you are or not is beside the point) than to speak as the following:

'Lst nite was amazin m8! Yeh prolly best nite evar!! I thrt it wz gr8 lol. did u c that guy wif the beer?'

I mean for the love of god, how fucking hard is it to type like a normal human being? It takes A FRACTION OF A SECOND longer to type 'you' than 'u'. It's retarded. Shit it pisses me off. It may take some people up to a fucking half hour to decipher the shit some people babble out.

For the most part I do type as clearly as possible for forum (& IM) use, but as I've sed before I'll still do some things wrong cos this ain't a phukin exam..... tbh

Now wiv txt msgs I'll type evrythin shortr than usual2make sure it dont cost me xtra2send a tx.

But I neva* go4da xtreme shrthnd tht sumppl luv2use.


*"never" is a lie. It's jus shorter than "Hardly ever"

pffft this thread doesent mean alot to me (he he).

I'm dislopsic anyway so i blame it on that :tp: