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    Member il0x0li is offline
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    smile Sperm Donation

    I was just browsing when I saw a girl with big bewbs and it got me thinking. I really wanted to donate some little breeders to the bank.

    I then spotted my towel that I have leaning up against my bedside table and thought it was worth £50,000.00 minimum. This really put me off the idea of donating, so I decided it would be better to take the towel outside, and beat it with a stick to loosen it up so I didn't cut myself when feeding it into the washing machine.

    Has anyone else thought about or has even donated some sperms to the bank?


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    Grand Master TimTheLord is offline
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    Re: Sperm Donation

    That was a weird story.

    And no.

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    Well if you donate in a few years time you could be walking down the street and see the exact double of you or the sperm couldv'e produced quintuplets and theres 7 (i think) of your kids walking around the streets

    And what if an evil scientist gets your sperm and uses it to breed super mutants bent on destroying the world yet they look exactly like you
    Last edited by Fulzo; 31-12-09 at 06:45 PM.

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    Grand Master •╩•andy•╩• is offline
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    Re: Sperm Donation

    Quote Originally Posted by TimTheLord View Post
    That was a weird story.
    Quote Originally Posted by Majin Fulzo View Post
    Well if you donate in a few years time you could be walking down the street and see the exact double of you or the sperm couldv'e produced quintuplets and theres 7 (i think) of your kids walking around the streets

    And what if an evil scientist gets your sperm and uses it to breed super mutants bent on destroying the world yet they look exactly like you

    No, that is a really weird story.

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    Ridin' Solo Gooblelips is offline
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    LOL, why the heck do you want a ugly girl that can't get a boyfriend your sperm so she can be the mother of your unknown childs?
    I don't think you'd be happy if a girl with 2 kids knocks on your door and tells you '' Are you ....., well Uhm.. These are your kids..''
    '' Hi daddy ! Can you give me an present !''
    Your girlfriend you'd engaged with, enters the room and seeing this, creating suicide! Than your own kids come to the room aswell and kill you!
    No problem for getting you out of the shit you'd be in if you donated your sperm.


    I know, this is a Weird story, but this could happen, if you live in the ghetto, haha!
    Last edited by Gooblelips; 31-12-09 at 07:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gooblelips View Post
    LOL, why the heck do you want a ugly girl that can't get a boyfriend your sperm so she can be the mother of your unknown childs?
    I don't think you'd be happy if a girl with 2 kids knocks on your door and tells you '' Are you ....., well Uhm.. These are your kids..''
    '' Hi daddy ! Can you give me an present !''
    Your girlfriends where you are engaged with, enters the room and seeing this, creating suicide! Than your own kids come to the room aswell and kill you!
    No problem for getting you out of the shit you'd be in if you donated your sperm.


    I know, this is a Weird story, but this could happen, if you live in the ghetto, haha!
    Doesnt have to be an ugly girl.. it could be a lesbian couple who would like a kid, A couple who would like a kid but the man is infertile or evil scientist who will impregnate crabs with the sperm in order to make a race of super human crabsicles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majin Fulzo View Post
    evil scientist who will impregnate crabs with the sperm in order to make a race of super human crabsicles
    Oh noes.

    I hate my thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by il0x0li View Post
    Oh noes.

    I hate my thread.
    next time, think before you post :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by WulfgarXX View Post
    next time, think before you post :P
    Don't be mean to me you big nasty.


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    I don`t know how sperm donation goes,
    &how chicks pick their own "sperm" for them.
    I guess it`s like shopping. They`ll always want the best one`s.
    :o!

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    Clean Title For Xen Laz-low is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by xKathieee View Post
    I don`t know how sperm donation goes,
    &how chicks pick their own "sperm" for them.
    I guess it`s like shopping. They`ll always want the best one`s.
    :o!
    I'd imagine the donor would give the centre information on the person who's donated the sperm i.e non-smoker, alcoholic, white etc. to help the person looking for sperm to find the ideal gene pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junkers View Post
    I'd imagine the donor would give the centre information on the person who's donated the sperm i.e non-smoker, alcoholic, white etc. to help the person looking for sperm to find the ideal gene pool.
    I don`t know, but I`m sure the centre would have some technology to analyze it. I thinkk.
    So basically, some random person could go in with some specific needs for that sperm. &then from that point on...

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    BACON Fulzo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Junkers View Post
    I'd imagine the donor would give the centre information on the person who's donated the sperm i.e non-smoker, alcoholic, white etc. to help the person looking for sperm to find the ideal gene pool.
    Also check if you have aids or not, that would be a fuck up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majin Fulzo View Post
    Also check if you have aids or not, that would be a fuck up
    Then as I said, they would still have the technology then...

    "I want a sperm that contains: grey eyes& brown hair. Any ethnicity would be exceptional for my baby"

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    Re: Sperm Donation

    lets make a new michael jackon together!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gooblelips View Post
    LOL, why the heck do you want a ugly girl that can't get a boyfriend your sperm so she can be the mother of your unknown childs?
    I don't think you'd be happy if a girl with 2 kids knocks on your door and tells you '' Are you ....., well Uhm.. These are your kids..''
    '' Hi daddy ! Can you give me an present !''
    Your girlfriend you'd engaged with, enters the room and seeing this, creating suicide! Than your own kids come to the room aswell and kill you!
    No problem for getting you out of the shit you'd be in if you donated your sperm.


    I know, this is a Weird story, but this could happen, if you live in the ghetto, haha!
    Or maybe a multi-billion dolar female CEO who focused too much on her career to have a partner, yet wants a child to carry on her legacy before she hits menopause?

    You're just being ignorant.

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    Re: Sperm Donation

    lol an ugly girl using your sperm?
    The point of donating sperm is, as it has been said, to help others who cant have babies for some reason, and one of the ways around is to use someone elses sperm. or the woman wants a baby, just with out the male side. or lesbians...
    number of reasons for sperm donation.

    ill donate my sperm maybe....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS*** View Post
    lol an ugly girl using your sperm?
    The point of donating sperm is, as it has been said, to help others who cant have babies for some reason, and one of the ways around is to use someone elses sperm. or the woman wants a baby, just with out the male side. or lesbians...
    number of reasons for sperm donation.

    ill donate my sperm maybe....
    say what

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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    haha :) im like lady gaga. got a huge wonka

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    Thats interesting, im doing a documentary on the said matter.

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    Ridin' Solo Gooblelips is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majin Fulzo View Post
    Doesnt have to be an ugly girl.. it could be a lesbian couple who would like a kid, A couple who would like a kid but the man is infertile or evil scientist who will impregnate crabs with the sperm in order to make a race of super human crabsicles
    We just accomplished our duty !
    Mission acomplished!



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