Stupid Laws.

[Chelf]

I found this online, and thought I would share a few.

Fresno, California
 
-Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
-Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
-No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

Hollywood, California
 
-It is illegal to drive MORE than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Norco, California
 
-Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.

 
Pasadena, California
 
-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

 
 
San Diego, California
 
-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

Utah Laws

 
-It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
-It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
-It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
-Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

New York Laws

 
-The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
-While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Illinois Laws

-You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
-It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

Hawaii Laws

-All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Iowa Laws

-The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
-Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

Minnesota Laws

Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.

Louisana Laws

-Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
-It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

Ohio Laws

-It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
-No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

Texas Laws

-A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
-It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Oklahoma Laws

-Whaling is illegal.
-If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

Tennesee Laws

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[Chelf]

Reserved, incase I run out of characters.

[Laz-low]

Those are some rather unusual laws. Apparently, in Alabama it was illegal to wear a false moustache in church if it made people laugh

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Pasadena, California

-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Win.

[Dios]

Some of them are not stupid at all!!

[Ambrosiax]

Yeah because anything past 1 thousand sheep is just normal right?
Hollywood, California

-It is illegal to drive MORE than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

I can see this one. xD

Fresno, California
-Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.


Why so many California laws? Does someone dislike California?

[Donkjam]

lol some of these are a bit daft

[Wilsongb10]

Dont California have a new law saying that marijuana is Legal in some places

[Pieman]

Yeah and how much of these are actually real laws?

[RastaLulz]

"-The penalty for jumping off a building is death."

Oh the irony.

[patrickisit]

I just lol'ed at this;

-No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

[DrMido0o89]

loooooool
funyy laws

[Ron]

http://forum.ragezone.com/f250/in-te...-texas-532942/

lol.

[Chelf]

Updated the first post with more laws. Huzzah.

[Popozow1012]

source pl0x

[Hydra]

- A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

I like this one!

Also, in the UK - It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament :)

[ChronoTrigger]

I live in New York, and the elevator law is actually real, just no one enforces it. I did some research and that surprised me, actually. The jumping off a building law is pretty ironic and retarded.

[New User]

This is hilarious. Jumping off a building = no durr your dead.

[Nuklear]

Some of them are not stupid at all!!

I know! Why do people think this law is stupid:

-Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.

[x103strike]

I know! Why do people think this law is stupid:

-Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.

I think it is really stupid it is the decision of the owner to play a music even it very loud if it is private car XD
In our country it is allowed but not playing music in public vehicle

San Diego, California

-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.[/code]
why they implement this kind of law? if the owner dont want to remove the lights then it his right why? the goverment is not the owner of the house XD

[code]-Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

dont allow your kids to play snowballs??? XD

-You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

OMG what a law! XD no money = prison ????????????

-All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

WTF if you dont have money to buy a boat then you will recieve fine???

-It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

hahahha

-It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
-No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

whales are allowed to be fished???

-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

ask permission before you kill the guy that you want to kill?

[khosh]

wtf..that's fuckt..."can't harm a lizard" lol..are you sure these are real laws..???

[Chelf]

http://www.dumblaws.com/

Is where I find them. All real.

[917893678251]

LMAO,the jumping off a building one is so hilarious....Of course you're dead once you do.

[illicit!love.*]

Haha, I've seen a few lists of "Stupid Laws" before. They're nevertheless fun to read. x]