Surgery is so much fun.

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

I've never been so happy over a shit in my life...

I didn't shit for two days and if I didn't today, I'd have to go to the hospital and have them stick a vacuum up my ass.

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Congratulations :D

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Originally Posted by Domega

Done that. It sucks ass.

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Oh, I see what you did thar.

LOL,you're glad that you can't have babies for the rest of your life,you can adopt one though but it won't have your traits.

It's not for my fucking balls or penis. I was joking.

I had a similar sort of thing (though it only made me feel fuzzy and giggly) when I went to have my thumb operated on after ripping it to shit. I had to go back every few weeks to have it cleaned and what-not, I used to lie about it being painfull just to have the gas again :P

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

It's not for my fucking balls or penis. I was joking.

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Lol'd

Hope you recover.
I had surgery for getting 4 permanent teeth removed like 3 weeks ago. My process was bomb.

Get called in > Lie down on one of those dentist chairs that fold all the way back > Put a hot mango-scented towel over my face > Laughing Gas > Anastesia (Spell check) prick in the vein (arm) > Body started to tingle and got warm > Closed eyes > Fell asleep for 25 minutes > Woke up all fucking drunk-like > Can't remember shit now.

:D

Yay percocet.

Anyway, hope you get better soon!!

Thanks for the support people! I can finally walk around upright and sit upright without it hurting.

Nuts are still swollen though and I have to hold them up as I walk.

Good luck recovering. And I'm guessing it has something to do with your ass.

Nope. You guessed wrong. ;D It's not my dick neither, but it's close to it that's why my nuts are sore.

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

This morning, I had a minor surgery. As I lay awkwardly and comfortable on a table in the operation room, this lady put the gas (forgot what it was called) mask over me and I immediately got knocked out.

I woke up one hour and 15 minutes later. It was epic. I wish I could do use the gas mask every day so I don't have to tumble and turn for 30 minutes to 1 hour to fall asleep every night. :sneaky2:

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I got a couple of drugs or drinks that can do it easy :P would do the same trick eheh

Morphine is very good :)

The worse cirurgy is the one when you're awaked see then doing their thing and you dont feel a thing but you can see if you want :P

Something to do with your bladder or your digestive system?

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

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LOOL i'll give you 3.99 for it :w00t:
Is it ur gallbladder/stones
I had to have brain surgery when I got hit by a car 3 months ago going in the helicopter owns

I had hernia for a while now so they fixed it.

I love the mask, I have it every year it's my only highlight of the day. Did it smell or taste minty? or something like mint.

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Originally Posted by green45

I love the mask, I have it every year it's my only highlight of the day. Did it smell or taste minty? or something like mint.

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Lolz.
Is it your seminal vesicle?
:O
Or your prostate?

Lucky bastard I need to go tomorrow to the hospital so that they can amputate my right leg I need to walk forever with only 1 leg and the worst of all is they dont use gas but a giant needle and then they pump my blood out and cool it down

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Originally Posted by Yatios

Lucky bastard I need to go tomorrow to the hospital so that they can amputate my right leg I need to walk forever with only 1 leg and the worst of all is they dont use gas but a giant needle and then they pump my blood out and cool it down

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If you're not joking, then wow. That really sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. With hi-tech prosthetic legs, you should be able to walk again.

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Originally Posted by Yatios

Lucky bastard I need to go tomorrow to the hospital so that they can amputate my right leg I need to walk forever with only 1 leg and the worst of all is they dont use gas but a giant needle and then they pump my blood out and cool it down

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sorry to hear but least you'll have a metal leg and nobody fucks with anyone with a metal leg.

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Originally Posted by x103strike

looool xd

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is this whut i think it is?? ... haha

the nurse touch yo penis?