Ok, so iz some guy an' he hitchhikes and then he stalks the person who picks him up and acts like a badass perving up his girlfriend and then she goes to scream and the hitchhikers ties her to a truck and pulls her in half then the elvis guy who picked him up gets framed by him 'coz he's like "Shoot me! lolololol" and then he doesn't because of the girl but she dies anyway and the hitchhicker escapes by shooting the truck full of card-playing guards with a shotgun that appeared out of nowhere and then he got smashed into by the elvis guy and he come flying out which is when he got pwnt in the face by a police car and he's all like
"OOOOHHHHH SHHHIIIIITTTT!" and then elvis is all like "R0FL pwnndd!" and then he strokes his hair with the shotgun and then he gets up and then he gets shot down again.
Then the elvis guy has a cigarette.
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Originally Posted by Rishwin
