The life and times of hitting your own noggin!

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    Sorcerer Supreme Garvonis is offline
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    The life and times of hitting your own noggin!

    Here you can list off accounts of hitting your head, no matter how severe or trivial! So long as you can remember it in at least SOME detail, then list it up!

    When I was 1 I pulled on a toaster's electric cord causing it to drop down on my head.. I think I still got a scar/dent from that.
    *feels his forehead* Damn, it IS still there! <_<'

    Then when I was 4 or 5 my brother put a basketball under his side of the teeter-todder and I bounced off of it when I was 5 or 6 feet up in the air and landed on my head.

    Next one.. I think I was 10 or 11, I was building one of those remote control planes, and had to cut the plastic frame out of a model kit.. It was some hard plastic and I accidently cut my thumb wide open. This was before Kyuu (a friend from another board I originally 'shouted' this all on) desensitized me with his insane/gory hentai, so... At first it didn't bother me much, but when I got to the bathroom, and focused on looking at it while my mom poked and prodded, and so much blood.. Other people's blood I can handle just fine, but mine, I had to get used to.. So I nearly fainted, and my head fell straight down on the toilet bowl.. with the seat+lid up...

    When I was 14, I tried standing up in a 4 foot tunnel, and hit my head right into the concrete... Knocking me out for a good half an hour..

    Well, not counting all the little dings when I've hit my head under a desk or whatever like that.. Some hurting more than others, that's pretty much it for the "heavy hitters". I've learned to keep my head out of those situations, lol.
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    Newbie MissPiggy is offline
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    Dear Garvonis,

    You are not the only one with these problems, moi head isn't the smallest head around you know! I have to be cautious or moi pretty face can get destroyed!


    Kisses,
    MissPiggy

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    Sorcerer Supreme Garvonis is offline
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    Oi vey... Please don't misunderstand, I was not trying to make myself out to be any sort of special case, this is merely a confessional, if you will. A place for us to recount the stories, no matter how silly or mundayne, about us hitting our own head. I was hoping there'd be some humor to be found as well, heh.

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    Grand Master Darude is offline
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    ok

    i was about 4 and i my brothers where doing backflips and i was like i can do a front flip and then i flipped and landed on my head every1 laughed at me and i ran of crying

    i think i was 4 or 3 i was running around been a idiot tripped headbutted the table corner got a scar

    when i was 13 these little kids where chucking rocks at me and my mate so we got these fucking massive rock and threw it at them hitting 1 of them in the leg helll bad lol and then they went physico and threw heaps of rocks and i was dodgeing them all then 1 hit me in the arm so i was like thats it chaced them with a log then they got away but i had this scar on my arm now

    my knee fuck noes what happend but i got fucking huge scar on it lol

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    Member GreatGonzo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by [K]urT
    ok

    i was about 4 and i my brothers where doing backflips and i was like i can do a front flip and then i flipped and landed on my head every1 laughed at me and i ran of crying

    i think i was 4 or 3 i was running around been a idiot tripped headbutted the table corner got a scar

    when i was 13 these little kids where chucking rocks at me and my mate so we got these fucking massive rock and threw it at them hitting 1 of them in the leg helll bad lol and then they went physico and threw heaps of rocks and i was dodgeing them all then 1 hit me in the arm so i was like thats it chaced them with a log then they got away but i had this scar on my arm now

    my knee fuck noes what happend but i got fucking huge scar on it lol
    What explains your brain damage?
    - GreatGonzo

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    Death is Inevitable. xuvurex is offline
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    umm it was tonight me and my friend were trying to push a tree over and well it knoched anotehr tree over and fell on my head...as i was like passed out on the ground veeryone was laughing..they video taped the whole thing

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    Sorcerer Supreme Garvonis is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuvurex
    umm it was tonight me and my friend were trying to push a tree over and well it knoched anotehr tree over and fell on my head...as i was like passed out on the ground veeryone was laughing..they video taped the whole thing
    Dude, upload that shit, hahaha.

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    Grand Master Darude is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatGonzo
    What explains your brain damage?
    - GreatGonzo
    at least i have a brain

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    Death is Inevitable. xuvurex is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garvonis
    Dude, upload that shit, hahaha.
    its on my friends phone and it just happens hes moving tmr like 1 1/2 away so we decided to have some fun..



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