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Originally Posted by rishwin
We was given a test tube with vasaline, thought it was quite funny and silleh :D
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lolQuote:
Originally Posted by rishwin
We was given a test tube with vasaline, thought it was quite funny and silleh :D
we had looooots of sex education at our school... they said that aids is the most dangerous thing about sex. and using a condom prevents catching it (98.4% of it or something like that)
um, we dont have any "lessions" about sex, only girls had.
lol at my college we had some people come doing a talk on stis and suchQuote:
Originally Posted by rishwin
then they got onto contraception and the various methods out there, when we got onto condoms they brought out a huge penis shaped dildo which i thought was quite funny
I had sex ed eversince primary school, but primary school was focused on puberty.
High school it was in a subject called Physical dev health and physical ed.
But girls learnt the most from chick magazines!! LOLz = P
Uni...well, i rememba, first day ..they were giving out free condoms to everyone. I got like 10 of em in this bag. hhahahaha
jahahaha lolz great definition.Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
the most awequard thing we had to do was wen they mixed up 2 classes (one boys class, one girls clas) and made each boy sit next to a girl (and vice versa) and then they forced us to watch 45mins of women giving birth. and although nuthing was cersored, and everything was showed, the vid was still only rated "M"
indeed verry awequard (spell check on awequard)
Lost mine when I was 17... Didn't think I'd eva shag any1 until I left skool. Man I was a proper geek at skool, neva had a gf at skool, neva kissed at girl when I was at skool. Seriously at one point I thought I was gay... lol but I was just really shy. I neva drank and neva smoked or anythin when I was at skool.
Then I left skool, PROPER CHANGED I mean I changed so fucking much you wouldnt believe.
I started drinkin beer and getting pissed. Beer gave me confidence so I could kiss girls. Ended up with a gf, went out with her for 9 months lost my virginity to her. I don't regret it at all. I was well nervous aswell first time. I flopped a few times and then one night I got pissed and did it... Simple. Beer is the way forward. Espesh if u are shy and want to break out of it like I did and have done. Now... I'm a fucking pimp lmao. Seriously I have gurls wanting my number who in skool.. Would have neva even looked at me and never said a word to me cuz they thought I was a geek or whatever. Now they want my cock and they can fuck off they aint having it. Ive fair been around and slept with a lot of gurls but neva a muppet, they've always been fit or had somthin about them. Ive had sex with a girl with her clit pierced and to be fair I dont regret it lol.
People like no peace are like I dont smoke blah blah blah
If I can tell u some things...
1. Drink Heavily when your young cuz when ur older u wont get noticed as much so you wont get the girls easily. An you dont need your money for anythin else really. So just spend spend spend and go out as much as you can.
2. Smoke weed.. again like beer you dont know what could come of this, you could end up having a threesome lol. Jst dont over do it or go on to pills or anythin daft.
Don't be old and think why didnt I do that... like me im only 18 but now I wish I was more fuckin socialable at skool and took more risks.
Peace.
a japanese proverb comes to mind
"it is better to regret the things that we have done, than to live and regret the things that we havnt"
when your old and grey and u look back on your life don sit there and thing fuck why did i wait till i was 36 to have sex
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Originally Posted by norrin
"BORRRRRIIINNNGGGG" - Homer Simpson
"Ex"actlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
See what I did there? ;) lol
i thought it was quite clever too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nik-C
now lets make out!
see guys, no messing around there, lol xD
that's sooo true...=PQuote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
im thinkin of buyin one of them penis pumps thanks to rsx -.-
hehe :DQuote:
Originally Posted by angeldust
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Originally Posted by Nik-C
i doubt they work at all m8
if they do, due to the nature of a penis itl just damage the tissue
the penis is mostly fat, people will tell u its a lot of muscle but its not
however because of the muscle that is there its possible to make that bigger as u can with any other muscle
That's pretty much how it's all panning out for me too man, although i just wasn't ready for any of these things in school. Don't regret that you were the way you were man, it's good that you've started doing these things at the right time rather than too soon. I say this....Quote:
Originally Posted by Nik-C
Live life to the maximum, we all know how hard it is to try new things, but we all know how good we feel once we have. YOU WILL MAKE MISTAKES IN LIFE, you will regret things, but remember life is a learning process, you will never gain wisdom if you do not try and fail, and you may not even be able to raise children properly if you do not know the rights and wrongs of life first hand. Never take alcohol, sex, or drugs too far, because addiction destroys your life, but when you feel ready, just do them, they are a part of life.
Embrace the fact that one day you are going to die, and your never coming back. Don't waste life because you've only got one shot at it. Be smart, but not a fool.
RageFire
A penis isn't mostly fat if at all. The penis is built from blood absorbing tissues and cells, when blood pumps in, your cock is erected.Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
Lots of virgins here! Good for you guys ;)
aye thats right im certain its got a lot of fat down there too thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by zorobz
well said ragey baby
btw dunno were the virgins are from but its really sad to be a virgin over the age of 18 were im from lol
I think its sad everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nik-C
Nar it's not sad. hehe
Some girls like inexperienced guys....heh
I saw a penis pump for $12 at some prank toy shop , was gonna get it for a friend's 21st as a joke. LOLz. Do you think it's offensive to get a guy a penis pump for their 21st??
In the past, ppl have gotten blow up dolls and stuff, so it shouldn't be that bad???
[QUOTE=Originally Posted by Exclamatio
a japanese proverb comes to mind
"it is better to regret the things that we have done, than to live and regret the things that we havnt"
when your old and grey and u look back on your life don sit there and thing fuck why did i wait till i was 36 to have sex[/QUOTE]
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Originally Posted by angeldust
I never regret the things i havent done, though i believe those things come in the right time. I just want to spend the time for the things i know im gaining wisdom and enjoying the life i had. Having sex is at early age is for the people who just want to try the feelings they might felt. Again, im not saying take my word. If you know how to prevent pregnancy then do it responsibly. Just giving a thoughts to the youngsters that they are not mature enough to take responsibility of making a family when they fail to have sex that leads to early marriage.
"Watch you thoughts, they become your words. Watch your words, they become your actions. Watch your actions, they become your habits. Watch you habits, they become your character. Watch your character, for it will become your Destiny".
hmm, stumbled upon this lol.. Im still a virgin myself but on a couple of occasions me and my gf of 3 years have done some stuff pretty close to sex but I wouldnt consider it sex.. just the usuall.. lol we both plan to stay virgin till married whether it's with each other or not.. but yeah, I believe that you have one chance to have sex the first time with someone you really love and you don't want to ruin that chance.. im 17 btw, but yeah.. just felt like posting ;P
least u'll enjoy ur first time :PQuote:
Originally Posted by norrin
lol my town has the biggest teenage pregency rate in the whole of europe :) some record to be proud of eh lolQuote:
Originally Posted by evilkitten
haha thats totally how my lifes been m8 lol late bloomers m8 thats how it is lol :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Nik-C
haha i was propper crap with girls me propper shy lol like this girl i new from primary i used to take her to skool every morn hardly used to say a word lol cos loads ppl fancied her lol now she works at the nite club i work at and her mam give me a lift home and omg i wouldnt shut up haha ive propper got loads confidience now like, i think its mostly because of my mate mike omg hes the daddy we call him MR Confidence he'll go up to any lass and talkto em lol its weird as well cos he aint that good lookin but he gets with some mint lasses lol i love him me propper gimmie loads confidience lol
nah it should be coolQuote:
Originally Posted by angeldust
unless hes insecure lol, then it could be hurtful xD
aye i live by a philosophy very similar to thatQuote:
Originally Posted by norrin
20...nothing special...
Was like..yeah..fast o.o .. ?!..too fast..>>
<< at least it was with someone I liked a lot...
fast is bad >< eeek..hehe
unfair for the girl. LOLz ^_~
Lol, tell me about it...
xD experience to forget, I guess
People tend to say, first time must be special...
well I say "Dammit, I blew up my first time with a quickie"
hehe, quicky mart ^^ :icon6: :icon6:Quote:
Originally Posted by Arterith
"1 buck for a f***!!" ROFL
Arterith, are u still with the quickie person? hehe
Mine was good and special.^_~ but nearly got sprung @_@
my first time i didnt cum ^o) o.O lol
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Originally Posted by Tupac
lol, why? :eh:
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Originally Posted by Tupac
lol same
why why why? O_O
wa pretty nervous, didnt really know what i was doingQuote:
Originally Posted by paulenas
i mean i knew tab a goes into slot b but that was about it
:thumbup: and johnys suck lol with my second g/f she was on the pill oh yussssss lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
but ex is right with the reason why
yeh u get hard about to put it in...
"av u got a jonny?"
"err.. yeah 1 sec"
first you then have to find your wallet etc. open it, put it on
bare in mind theres a naked girl on your bed and your stood up (usually in the dark) cant see for shit and your naked as a fucking indian.
Ruins the moment and flop lol
lol I'm virgin I only 14 years old
but looking good :)
cant be that good looking with a head that bigQuote:
Originally Posted by OhMyGod
o.o I am...single right now..and terribly happy (whatever happiness means)
O.o Kinda weird for a guy not to cumthe first time..it should be the way around actualy...
First time is the hardest for guys..they don't last that much >>
Exclamatio, was her first time too?
nah and she was a lot older too lol
however my 2nd time which was a day or so later was amazing, was with another girl but i think i just needed the 1st time to get all my anxiety out o the way
hehe ^^
what you needed was some sweet words from the first girl, to help you calm down o.o ...
O.o some things can't be changed...good your 2nd try was amazing, now you got something to remember ;)
aye :)
thing was i didnt tell her it was my 1st
another thing was she didnt speak great english and i didnt speak great japanese xD
sex always nerve wracking the1st time once ur over that everything is fine.
interesting..hehe nice to know most guys find it nerve racking the first time like girls. ehhe
Has sex become a routine for you guys? hehehe LOL =P
well more of an addiction lol
if you go longer than a month without it you get withdrawl symtoms
lol aye like nik said, less of routine more of a need :tp:
can go without just not too long lol
anoo tell me bout it lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Nik-C
my first time i was a nervis reck lol i was so nervis i was shakin and it took me ages to get a hard on lol
now its like 2 seconds, pants off johny on then bam i put my thing down ;)
Didn't realize this little story will become this long. Feel free to skip it, nothing important, just felt like letting it all out. ;)
I was 17. Had gone out with this girl for a couple of weeks and at a party it happened. I'm not sure if it was a good or bad thing to be so damn drunk there... well I wasn't nervous, everything went quite smoothly... but was so numb I can't say it was something great to cherish for a long time afterwards, didn't even cum after like an hour of trying. :P
Afterwards I was glad it happened though, got done with the sucky first time and could start preparing for the next. Second time a few days later was a bit better, and a week later I caught her having sex with some other guy at a party and she had never even hinted we should break up or something. Bitch.
A couple of years ago I called an old friend I almost had sex with when I was 15, with only one purpose: had been so long since last time I just wanted a fuck. I knew she liked me and she seemed like a cheap case anyway so I got it easy.. too easy. Already when arriving to her place it started to feel like a bad idea but I thought I came all the way so what the heck.. I got it over with about as fast as I could and left home. I felt terrible about it all. For one, I felt so dirty for having been intimate with someone I didn't even consider pretty at all, secondly cause we chose to go without rubber.. what a great idea it was! NEVER dive without the suit on! Got lucky and didn't catch anything else but worries for the next 6 months. And of course as the third part I felt quilty for using her like that. I suppose such a slut wouldn't mind anyway, but I couldn't believe I'd do something like that. Never again am I going sleep with some random chick only because I'm desperate for it.
I don't have any special attitude against sex, and I don't think age is much of a matter about it. I'll fuck whomever I feel like, let it be on the first date, third, or never again before marriage, I don't care. Sex doesn't rule my world.
I agree tbh, dont feel bad about it though, its an experience that taught you a lesson :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Minas
Wow Minas, good on you!! =) The last paragraph realli moved me.
I totally believe, Sex should only come when both parties feel it's rite, without any guilt or doubts. hehe It shouldn't be just cos of lust either..cos u end up worrying about it a few months afta...><
ummmm, normally when u think about sex, its not the bigger brain that does the thinking for you, so love stands is about | | < that big, and the lust is about
| ............................................................................| <that big, so which one are u gonna want more of, naked chick now, eh, or in 10 years, er, let "capn winky" do the talking
cant believe 12 ppl had sex at 13 omg really do girls even have periods then lol? wen i was 13 avin sex neva even crossed my mind
It's these youngsters today... not in good ol' times when I was their age...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tupac
I'm sure it crossed my mind.. in fantasies :icon6: and I was sure I'm many years away from this mysterious thing, and I was right.
Guys, the poll is "how old were you...", not "how long until...". :D
well at the age of 14 i was at my friends birthday party {he was 18** and i got drunk ass hell and they got a girl for me btw i still dunno how but i was able to f*** her
now after more than 6 years it was a shame not to loose my virginity 2 a girl whome i love
sex is best when ya do it whit sum1 ya love
{it is still good whit others LOL**
i say go for gold young padawans
or should i say go for pus**