this guy should not reproduce

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  1. #1
    Grand Master ImaMoFoThief is offline
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    this guy should not reproduce

    Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
    I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
    Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

    i laughed so freaking hard

    source(for more lulz): http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/m.../tm.htm#693578


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    Grand Master Canon is offline
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    Re: this guy should not reproduce

    I didn't laugh tbh

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    EMAG EHT TSOL TSUJ UOY AlLoCuRa is offline
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    Re: this guy should not reproduce

    I saw a moti of this yesterday

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    Browncoat Robert is offline
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    Re: this guy should not reproduce

    How exactly is this funny?

    Did it work? seems like a good idea really instead of trying to sand paper it just throw sand at it ^_^

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    Anime Guy/Legend CrashOveride is offline
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    Re: this guy should not reproduce

    Pretty sure I seen something like this in 01~03...
    It gets reposted alot... Here's one from 08

    Crash

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Re: this guy should not reproduce

    aye i remember reading this yeeeaaars ago

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    Grand Master CodeinCody is offline
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    Re: this guy should not reproduce

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    How exactly is this funny?

    Did it work? seems like a good idea really instead of trying to sand paper it just throw sand at it ^_^
    Or just use whats in alot of autoshops. a Sand Blaster. Lol

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    Grand Master lemonade. is offline
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    Re: this guy should not reproduce

    Lmao ,
    yea haha.



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