Santa isn't real.
the Easter bunny died, I ate him his children, his wife and all of his eggs.
Jesus was a middle eastern jew.
There is no cake, there never was, I ate it before it had a chance.
the secret to life is suicide.
God is merely and acronym for Gay On Demand.
the monster hiding under your bed isn't from the dark dimension where naughty children go, he's your next door neighbor with a criminal record or breaking & entering, pedophilia and poking badgers with spoons.
Once again this message was brought to you by Flameingskull Incorporated - We care about damaging young minds.
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Originally Posted by Laz-low
